Personally speaking, anyone chasing after a car chick should be required to get "noob" tattooed on their forehead. Any true gearhead who's worth their weight, male or female, knows how annoying the battle of the sexes can be when it comes to car related topics. I have seen it work at times, but I don't blame car…

Car chicks are usually super annoying. First off, they're usually not that hot. I SAID USUALLY. Secondly though, people on the forums basically suck their dicks constantly, so they get huge egos just because they have a vagina. They also get amazing deals from other car guys hoping for poon, and then wonder why I…

How about we stop?

verily, Mark May, we all look to College Station for moral guidance.

The little Onstar button on my steering wheel. The friendly advisor asks me what they can help me with, I tell them, my truck guides me there. No phone required.

It seems like just yesterday that Bleacher Report kept RT'ing Deadspin. Oh how the tables have turned.

Reminder to everyone that Shaq actually lives in Sugar Land, a suburb of Houston.

keep in mind, shaq spends a lot of his time at his home, in a houston suburb. time for an egg driveby.

They don't. This is all speculative. Texas Speed just got their hands on a set of LT1 heads. HP Tuners just barely cracked the ECU from the trucks, but nobody knows what to do with that information yet because that computer doesn't have multiple driver mode tunes like the Corvette does.

There are consequences for people's actions - I can't imagine breaking faith with customers the way Hennessey did - only to act like an obnoxious prick when called out on it. When it comes to business ethics, I don't believe that a leopard changes his spots. I'm sure there are plenty of other tuners who could use the…

After all the lawsuits and the way this guy has shown his ass in public forums, I'm not sure why anyone would trust him with their money or their car. You should reconsider all the free press you give this guy.

We have a winner, no more contest entries please.