Is it some strange sacrilege to criticize and/or imply that the M3/M4 isn't the greatest car that's ever been made and if you disagree not only are you stupid you're ugly too?

Every Audi I've ever driven just felt underpowered and underspec'd. It was like the Macbooks of cars. They look ok and probably function decent, but more could be had for a cheaper price.

I actually think from all the cars in that class the Mazda 3 is one of the better looking ones. However, I've never driven one

The only Japanese brand I feel worth mentioning is Lexus. I haven't looked at new ones in a while, but are they still cheaper than BMW/Mercedes? If someone else was buying me a car I'd prob get a Benz. If it was my money I'd prob get a Lexus

Yeah, I think it's because most people just hate people who run? That's kind of funny. This thing is do people forge bibs to run in it? I keep hearing the word "bandit" like they just jump in, but do you need a bib to bandit? The runner keep saying banditting or whatever the word would be is harmless, but it seems…

designated driver...it doesn't suck being DD, but it isn't as fun as not being DD

You have it figured out. If a female values herself based on relationship status, it means they are valuing the wrong things and/or not valuing themselves enough.

Your book is your book. Just because someone is on chapter 7 and you're in chapter 2 doesn't matter. And just because someone is on chapter 36 doesn't meant they had 35 awesome chapters. Your chapter 3 may be 1000x better than anyone's book.

Damn, bro. You did that while playing DD. nice!

That's what most of their problems are. They are obsessing over the wrong thing

No. Most boyfriends probably don't like that shit tho

no, those guys were being babies

if you don't give a shit, it must mean you're confident. That's the shit they dig

haha, yeah, remember, yo shit ain't that badass!

analyze what? She has a boyfriend, leave her alone. Clearly you want to be more than friends right? If you can't handle being just a friend then don't talk to her anymore.

Unless yourself really sucks, I would just say be yourself. If yourself really sucks, then you need to work on things that would make you suck less.

Ugh, she's not attractive enough

Yep, pretty much

that's terrible advice

Dear third guy,