Dear second lady,

Dear first dude. First off, a year isn't that long. Secondly, don't worry about trying to find someone. It sounds like your looking for a relationship for all the wrong reasons. You're looking for it to satisfy you and only you (based off of further in your letter). Just work on yourself and you'll attract what you…

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bro relax

Well, it pissed the actual bib owner off. Isn't that enough to do something about it? I don't run, so I don't get the big deal either, other than the cost.

They should at least have to pay. They should make all four of them pay the entry fee or whatever and give it all to the rightful bib owner.

haha, you're kind of right because just looking at these people I hate them. I know, I know, that's bad, but look at those fucking headbands!

If someone pays and someone else doesn't (and forges their bib) that's stealing right?

Wait is this for cheerleaders or a sorority?

1 minute?!?!? 1 minute?!? You are like in the 99th percentile! However, if your ass is straight up in the air it doesn't count

haha, I had friends do a destination wedding just to keep the guest number down. It turned out to be a shitty time for my buddy as the only people he was around were most of his in-laws.

He looks like a tall, lanky, less graceful, old Michael Jordan...and I love it! His game is strangely fun to watch

I just google imaged it. Hell no, I'm not going to do that. I got sore just looking at the pictures.

Whew, at least I don't feel so bad now. When I do it, I look down at my stomach for motivation as it flexes muscles I didn't know I had.

I never thought a BS in math would make the same amount now as it did 10 years ago

Are you a teacher?

They also don't take into account just getting stuff. I think most parents are cool with buying their child "stuff" or equipment for sports if they actually do a lot of work around the house. I was fortunate that when I worked part-time it was just dumbass spending money. I am around kids now that actually have to…

haha Mountain do or Pepsi or whatever company probably paid them $$$ to use Mountain Dew.

Holy shit! I was doing 10 sec reps and thought 30 sec was torture. In my defense I'm a lazy fatass, but imma blame it on genetics

And that's the bottom line!!!