I'd hit it.

That's my secret....I'm always in code brown.

Well it's a blue light right now, but when it goes into combat mode/decides to kill all humans, it turns red.

I cannot think of a reason for this light to be here except as an Iron Man tribute.

Crap, I just realized I'm surrounded by a steel safety cage full of cushy air bags. I MUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Fuck. This.

It could have been worse. He could have been shot, or attacked by a group of counterfeiting Santas.

Not on fucking craigslist.

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

I mean... I know... But...

He's gonna end up with PTSD...

Except Bleach and Death Note are English words and Shingeki no Kyojin isn't... I'd call it Attack on Titan just because it has an official English name but your mocking comparison is hardly justified.

Ouch, my childhood.

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly, Maria.

Be careful what you're giving thanks for. Star Trek Into Darkness was...not particularly better than the Star Wars prequels. Less childish, perhaps, but the plot was an even bigger mess. Abrams was trying to cram about 5 movies worth of material into 1 movie and it didn't work at all.

Buzz.... Your Girlfriend..... Woof