Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

It’s why I dress my son in a trash can. I want him to grow up to be R2-D2.

Batman or Johnny Cash 2.0?

...um... Batman’s parents were murdered... you sure this is the course of action you think best?!

There’s one other thing you’ll need to do: Family outing at the theater!

Maybe he’ll surprise you and grow up to be batwoman 😎

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Even those that are legitimate breeders are scum.

The simple answer is “Don’t”. For every dog you buy from a breeder, 2 others are killed in local shelters. Society’s fascination with boutique animals contributes not only to overpopulation, but to a very high body count every year.

I might just have to buy my ass a Raiders jersey now. Ugh, I never thought I’d ever hear myself say that.

Northern California, too. Awesome!

That looks delicious!!!

I had some salmon and lamprey cooked similar to this up near the CA/OR border, and it was amazing.

The title reminds me of this scene from History of the World, Part 1.

It’s not dumb.

Jokes. Do you get them?

the truck is so enormous that you can’t see if there’s another equally massive truck heading the other way

Now that I read the article, it makes a lot more sense than the headline! (I would have guessed that if you spray the needle, you risk shrinking or closing the hole, or even just making it too sticky to get the tread through.) Perhaps make the headline

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.