Repeat steps 3 and 4. So you keep adding salt, doing nothing and never stirring again? :D

Toast the flour in the oven first and you can skip the whole long process.

- William Atherton (debatable whether this character was really a douche canoe in this movie, but I’m insisting because I love the man; Walter Peck - Ghostbusters) - (Richard Thornburg - Die Hard) indubitably a douche yacht. (Prof. Jerry Hathaway - Real Genius)

I made a frittata this weekend and on a whim I threw in some leftover french fries that were in the fridge. They were surprisingly very good.
I might try for tater tots next time.

No, I remember the shot of Sherm looking like someone just flushed his stash. This was a shot of Lynch chuckling to himself and shaking his head like “That’s what happens...”. It must have been after he got back to the sideline.

Beastmode never fumbles. Beastmode occasionally rejects a ball that is unworthy of being carried by Beastmode.

I’m going to have to write that off to trauma on my part. I just had to go back and watch it again. I’d have sworn that he was on the sideline with his helmet off. I distinctly remember the camera cutting to him standing there. PTSD on my part.

But if you’re going to throw the ball, at least have Beastmode on the field. Pulling Lynch just told the Pats “Hey, we’re not going to run this time” and they set everything up against the pass with limited options. If Lynch was in there, they would have had a much better chance to pull off the pass play.

Used the money I saved when I stopped buying avocado toast.

Not sure what you’re talking about. What are these... comm...merrr...cals... you speak of?

They’re all on Hulu.

On the top image... wth is that white thing on the wall? Soft serve ice cream maker or something?

Turkey is nothing more than a vessel to cook stuffing in. The stuffing IS the key part of the meal.
...and no... you can’t just cook it in a pan. That’s dressing and is not equal to stuffing.

“breaking two bones in Nikola Mirotic’s face with a punch in a practice fight,”

I always park next to the cart return. I’ve never had my car hit by a cart, and it cuts down the chances of being door dinged by at least 50%.

“Learn craps at Sam’s Town, says That’s a porcupine, not a poop.”

Ahhh... Thanksgiving turkey jello... the memories...

I gave a pair of walkie-talkies to my nephew.

Mission accomplished, I guess.

I made a horrible decision when I was young and moved into my first place that allowed pets and adopted a dog. It was totally the wrong time to do it and I found myself needing to relocate soon after and couldn’t take him with me. After weighing my options, I found out the local humane society had a program where I…