ChshreCat
ChshreCat
ChshreCat

My mother used to say that she only read paperback books in bed because reading hardback books made her nose hurt.

I grew up in a logging town so I know what this is *supposed* to represent, but how’d you like to be labeled...

This is a small college but it’s worth throwing out. I grew up in a logging town so I know what it’s *supposed* to mean, but...

And when you do use the mic, don’t stand there like an idiot holding it at navel level pointing away from you. You don’t have to eat it, but at least point it at your ugly mug.

Bike 10 mph and I get home faster than driving 50-70 over the same distance. Tell me how this is achieved. The short distance is as the crow flies. A bicycle can’t fly and it’s certainly not amphibious.

Yes. I can’t bike as fast as I can drive a car.

“You don’t know the half of it.”
-Mitch Levy

How would biking it take less time than driving the same route?

Sad to see my commute of nearly an hour each way is only 11.34 miles if I could fly.

I’ve had two of those pans, one I bought and one they sent me via warranty service and they both were domed in the middle. I was sadly disapointed with them as they were the recommendation of Americas Test Kitchen. It’s hard to make a perfect over easy egg when they immediately slide to the edge of the pan. Plus,

The warnings to not stare at the eclipse comes from climate scientists and vaccine researchers. If you don’t believe them, then by all means prove them wrong!

Um, the head isn’t poisonous or anything. You don’t have to wait.

I’ve been going to the local restaurant supply shop for years. Two things not on the list that I’d have put on:

*waits to be put on hold*
“Man, I can barely talk. This CSR sounds GORGEOUS and has me all flustered!”
*gets amazing service*

Strange that it only works on the phone and not on the image search on the web. I prefer to do more recipe research on my laptop rather than my phone.

Reduce the amount of nicotine so people have to smoke more to get their fix and boost sales for the tobacco companies! Brilliant!!!

“Put your milk and cream (or milk and cream) in a sous-vide bag”

Sprinkle it with cinnamon and eat it.

It really annoyed me when I was watching a show in reruns and they played the teaser scene... then went to a commercial break. Then game back for the opening credits and theme... then another commercial break. Then finally started the show.