Um, the head isn’t poisonous or anything. You don’t have to wait.

That one was a real reacher.

I’ve been going to the local restaurant supply shop for years. Two things not on the list that I’d have put on:

*waits to be put on hold*
“Man, I can barely talk. This CSR sounds GORGEOUS and has me all flustered!”
*gets amazing service*

Also, if something is left out in conditions that would cause it to get rusty, there’s a good chance that isn’t not very clean either.

Strange that it only works on the phone and not on the image search on the web. I prefer to do more recipe research on my laptop rather than my phone.

They have streaming services through my library and it’s about the equivalent of browsing the $.99 dvd bin. If you dig deep enough you’ll find a few movies anyone’s heard of, one or two you might... maybe.. want to watch... if you have nothing else to watch.

Reduce the amount of nicotine so people have to smoke more to get their fix and boost sales for the tobacco companies! Brilliant!!!

“Put your milk and cream (or milk and cream) in a sous-vide bag”

I think honorable mention goes to Richard Pine in Survivor Type and Ben Richards in The Running Man.

Sprinkle it with cinnamon and eat it.

It really annoyed me when I was watching a show in reruns and they played the teaser scene... then went to a commercial break. Then game back for the opening credits and theme... then another commercial break. Then finally started the show.

I opened the story to see what this “bucknering” was and then had the same realization.

“an unfortunate $500 price tag which seems unreasonably steep for modest moisture farmers.”

And how dare those right wingers deny climate science is real? Who do they think they are?

How is Google Glass considered so awful and these monstrosities sell?

How is Google Glass considered so awful and these monstrosities sell?

That was totally my thought. Someone walks up the stairs and they spring up, saving the person energy. Then as I walk up the stairs, I’m compressing the steps down as I’m going up, making me expend more energy than I would on a regular staircase.

Want to clean a stainless steel pan easily? When you’re done cooking... I mean, right when you’ve taken the food out and dumped it on plates and are done cooking anything in the pan, put it back on the heat and pour in some hot water and scrape the bottom of the pan. Deglaze it just like you would if you were making a…

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We all know that what color you dress your child in will affect how they turn out as an adult. That’s why I always dress my son in all black so he will grow up to be Batman.