“Put your milk and cream (or milk and cream) in a sous-vide bag”

Sprinkle it with cinnamon and eat it.

It really annoyed me when I was watching a show in reruns and they played the teaser scene... then went to a commercial break. Then game back for the opening credits and theme... then another commercial break. Then finally started the show.

I opened the story to see what this “bucknering” was and then had the same realization.

And how dare those right wingers deny climate science is real? Who do they think they are?

How is Google Glass considered so awful and these monstrosities sell?

How is Google Glass considered so awful and these monstrosities sell?

Want to clean a stainless steel pan easily? When you’re done cooking... I mean, right when you’ve taken the food out and dumped it on plates and are done cooking anything in the pan, put it back on the heat and pour in some hot water and scrape the bottom of the pan. Deglaze it just like you would if you were making a…

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We all know that what color you dress your child in will affect how they turn out as an adult. That’s why I always dress my son in all black so he will grow up to be Batman.

My car doesn’t seem to take oil, but can you tell me where I can get some 710?

Not everyone can open their eyes under water.

Shoulda gone with a Brady jersey then he’d have a better chance of getting off on appeal.

But I was really hoping for this at the end...

As SOP, I keep the sound turned off on my computer unless there’s something specific I want to hear. As soon as I hit play on that video, Yakity Sax started running in my head. I turned the sound on just to see, but knew it was there.

The part of the day leading up to lunch goes by fast. The part after lunch takes about 18 days of comparable time. Therefore I try to push my lunch as late as possible to make the overall day shorter in my observed universe.

When a Gizmodo article pushed the idea of gif being pronounced with a ji sound, I just decided to apply the same rule to the name of the blog from that point forth.

I’m slingin’... on a jet plane...

I’ve never understood how this is so complicated for some people. Our dog has never met a dog he didn’t like. When we walk him and we see another dog, if it shows any interest I say “My dog would like to meet yours if he/she wants”. Sometimes I get “sure, she loves dogs”. Sometimes I get, “No, she’s not friendly with…

IndoMie... this stuff... the absolute best. It’s not a ramen soup though. You look the noodles, drain them and then add the seasoning packets. Yes, that’s plural. There’s a packet of powder, a packet of seasoned oil, a packet of chili sauce. Plus a packet of a thick, sticky soy sauce and lastly a packet of fried onion…

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