Here ya go..

Can I get one without the goofy chicken on the top?

"Apple proposes harnesses "

People really need to stop dogging Vick.

This will work for something that has symmetrical screw holes, but if it doesn't then you're going to need to flip the image so it's mirrored.

"What’s the point of a less violent Starship Troopers?"

None of these match up to A Mouse and His Child. The quest for toys that want to become self-winding. There is a scene where the bad guy disassembles a toy that his displeased him in some way. You see the action in shadow, but hear the small toys begging and obvious pain as he's being ripped to pieces. This thing…

So, anything with balloons now belongs to Disney?

Stem cells can cure baldness? Swift and complete switch in the Republican party stance on the subject in 3...2...

I like to toss in a large towel or small throw in each load of laundry. Then when it's dry I pull out the towel/throw, lay it out on top of everything else in the dryer and then manually turn the dryer drum 180 degrees. Now that the throw is on the bottom, I just pull up the corners and take the whole bundle out of…

The only answer that comes to mind is... giggity.

One of my all-time favorites...

Just send in the Centari. It worked last time...

Why record the message when all you need is a mirror!

Because...

This was found upstream...

"it always takes so long to sort, wash, fold, and iron"

The head on the beer is like the whipped cream on the sundae for me. I'm disappointed when I order a beer and see the bartender pouring the foam off to try to fill the glass right to the brim. Unfortunately they get upset when you ask them to give you a little head with your beer...

It's not just the big jackpot. In some lottery games, lower prizes are a percentage of the jackpot amount split between all winners of that prize. I won around $100 once and if I'd hit the same prize a week later it would have been closer to $1000 because less people played the week after I won it.

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