I was a dancer for just over two years, and I hate that Bruno and Rihanna et al are making out it's glamorous and sexy. Being assaulted by some fat entitled arsehole is not sexy. Management pressuring you for extras isn't either. Dealing with drunk men looking for a therapist and a blow up doll night after night is…

I'm a straight guy, I guess the intended audience? And this video grosses me out. Reasons:

Bruno's music is catchy and is great for the gym or making me walk faster or helping to crowd out bad thoughts.

Sensual!

Well, this failed the Bechdel test.

This... just seems like a weird move for Freida. Like, this reads as something Megan Fox would have done when she was breaking into the business in her teens, not someone who had been in an Oscar winning movie. And the beginning of the video? Ohh, bitches is jealuzz haterzzz, what else is new.

Especially because in many, many cases, breast cancer gets into the bloodstream and ends up in other organs! Like the lungs! Not as sexy, is it. You gunna try to motorboat my lungs to fight cancer?

I can't wait until this stripper trend passes. It really grosses me out.

Yeah... As someone who had a bilateral mastectomy at the age of 26 (!) from a breast cancer diagnosis... Fuck these guys.

I believe "rut" is the correct term for what gorillas do. Not sexy.

"Feral shitbags" is now my favorite insult.

A friend of a friend had a horrific experience where his wife had breast cancer (and a late stage, too) and the two of them were sitting with a doctor to discuss options. The wife decided a mastectomy was the way to go, so the doctor turns to the husband and says, "Are you sure about that?" like breasts matter more…

Oh look another occasion to call women humourless harpies because they don't respond with delight to harassment.

I consider gunning the engine and using my car as a ram every time I see a pink sticker that says "save the tatas" on the back of a pickup truck.

You know what? Fuck this. Fuck anyone who ties their donation to an arbitrary requirement like 'let me motorboat you' or linked to 'number of shares'. The same as donating 1% of sales of your shitty pink product. Charity isn't fucking charity if you're tying it in with your own self interest, it's just a nasty and…

Defund obamacare or I'll shutdown the government! HILARIOUS.

"so today, we're working to save some boobies" NOT women, but boobies. awesome.

Or, you know, you could just give money to charity, not tell anybody, and not be a disgusting asshole.

Follow me on Twitter or I'll kill my dog! OMG, wasn't that one hilarious too?

its real.