Chrysulus
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I just... can't anymore.

I don't think crop dusters existed in the time period she's from.


All Kel, All The Time.

God I had such a crush on him in middle school.

ETA: also, he looks good in two of the worst hats ever invented, so.

This is brill. About time Rosalind got more attention.

True story, I was reading Jez a while ago and there was a photo of Kim still with the dark hair, and my daughter said "Princess Jasmine! Princess Jasmine!".

Having been through pregnancy and childbirth, I'm kind of sick of both attitudes. "Oh noooo, my pristine body, so grosssss" and "Pregnancy is wonderful and beautiful and totally amazing you guys YOU SHOULD LOVE IT" are both getting on my nerves.

How much longer until extracorporeal pregnancy?

seriously! those are some nice thighs. Girl needs a high five or something, not photoshop!

I'm actually rather impressed that she's been laying low since she gave birth. I expected her to be out there selling baby pics to magazines and repping Weight Watchers, but she has been really mellow (at least in the public eye). Keep it up, Kim!

I think having her baby and Kanye have both influenced her a bit. I think having her baby and Kanye have both influenced her a bit. Evidence suggests Kim's ready to do her own thing; she got a new PR team (for herself, not the whole family, IIRC) and Kris Jenner is preparing to move on to new cash cows (see: failed

whenever I see that phrase "Work Bitch" without a comma, I get images of female huskies pulling a sledge across the Alaskan tundra, or female collie protecting her flock of sheep from outside predators...

This sort of default cynicism must be exhausting. Not to mention slightly absurd in this case, considering the family already has long-standing weight loss deals.

I think you're woefully missing the point. Britney is not the target of criticism here. The people who made the decision to P'shop her are. Britney has herself crusaded against presenting this kind of false image to her fans. Years ago, it was she who publicly released this before & after of a Candies ad:

Because EVERYONE knows "skinny hot dog like" thighs are WAY hotter ::eyeroll::

Kim is SO BEAUTIFUL. I wish she would lay off the plastic surgery a little bit. I mean, to each their own... But she's approaching a critical point in my opinion.

I still go back and stare at this picture because she's so gorgeous:

"I got three thick girls in my video"

Because women must be toned and athletic without any muscular evidence of their strength and athleticism!

Great thighs. They are a thing of beauty and she works hard at them! Why slim them down?!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Paul Rudd?

Because it is still an important social commentary on the way stars are portrayed. These are the women that our children look up to and it's a false image that perpetuates our unobtainable culture of perfection. Until we start demanding the authentic thing, we're going to be continually fed crap. Why can't Britney