The age difference is meaningless in this case, because there isn't a straight/bi/pan single woman alive who wouldn't marry Captain Picard.

Come on Kevin, this joke is old and tired. Give me a challenge here!

Texas being Texas, I'm surprised the person driving the truck hasn't been shot by someone attempting a rescue. Which is reason number forty-something not to have this sticker on your truck.

Ok, in 2 fucking seconds you came up with better ideas that can be just as visually grabbing. The fact is, they don't think that what they did was wrong.

Why couldn't they have done something a little less horrifying? Like a crocodile in the bed of the truck, or make it look like an aquarium.

I don't get the appeal of those books, Fifty Shades of Grey. I have a few friends who are mad jealous of their lives. Is it me? Because I'm quite turned off by the entire concept.

if only you could spell booth...

His new song and album are supposedly a throwback to his Slim Shady days. I'd imagine this is just "edgy", pray-it-goes-viral promotion.

Nothing comes out when he moves his lips, just a bunch of gibberish.

His profession consists primarily of talking.

I don't get it either. We have Iggy, Alice, MC5, and Jack Fucking White but nope-it's Seger, Nuge, Eminem, & Kid Cunt all the time.

If you watched 8mile, then you would know he isn't that good of an actor.. He was shyt playing himself, for God's sake.

For the love of God, can the state of Michigan break away from the whole Eminem-Kid Rock nonsense.

I really don't think you understand how deserts work.

But the skin exposure to the sun is much worse for your body. That is why people in deserts typically cover up most of their body.

Being half naked in the desert is the stupidest thing you can do...common sense indeed...

Seriously? How many desert cultures do you see running around with almost nothing on? It's actually hotter and more uncomfortable to have all your skin exposed to the sun than to have loose layers of opaque cloth. Plus, a pasty white person out in the desert like that will get burnt to a crisp. How effective do you…

Oh! I finally get One Direction! They are very attractive and have cute accents. I'd never paid much attention to them or watched an interview... I would've lost my shit over these guys 17 years ago.

One Direction > Justin Beiber