God damnit England. You really need to stop ruining my image of you as a very classy place where little old ladies solve murders in-between gardening.

My first retired racing greyhound, Charlie, loved the water. In the summer, I'd get him a plastic kiddie swimming pool and he'd lounge around in it. When he was stinky, I'd say "Get in the tub" and he'd - crawl into the bathtub. He would swoon under the warm water and scrubbing so much that his back end would sway and…

Cute, but good lord, put some doggy steps up or something! That second pup cracked its chin really hard on the side of the tub while trying to get in.

Man, I wish my dogs loved bathtime like this. They just tremble and stare at me with big eyes like I'm drowning them the entire time.

What's funny about the guys that say this is none of them are that hot. I'll hear a lot of guys say they want to date 9s or 10s and it's like what gave you the impression that by virtue of existing you deserve to date models?

I have guy friends who demand models with Ph.D.s, too... and then they whine about being single. I want to put together a Power Point entitled "Reality and You".

Whatever, cheesiness aside, I dig it! If someone was like, "hey Jess, you made a reference to a tiger in a song. Wanna live out your Disney princess meets Jungle Book fantasy, while also being a cellphone ad?" I would respond with a hearty ABSOLUTELY. How else would I be able to take selfies with Marcel, paint an…

I like your boobs... But I love your brain.

That comedian!

And he no doubt admires his own spunk as well.

I'm pretty sure I have a crush on Harry, too. I am probably older than his mother, but he just seems so charming and rougish. Like he could literally charm the pants off someone. Not me. I'm married. Maybe me.

Is my boyfriend.

"Those bitches" are mostly and largely children, mmmmkay? Seriously, you call children bitches? What the hell is wrong with you, dudes?

They should really take the plunge and become the Washington Redskin Potatoes.

marriage of women's clothing and sports.

This makes me fucking furious. I hope they find the frosh leaders responsible and expel them. And NO, I don't think that's too harsh. These kids are old enough to vote and drink, they're old enough to know how wrong and offensive this is. Disgusting.

Honestly curious how anyone could defend this cheer.

Look, I fully believe that a lady can be interested in being non-dominant or controlled in the bedroom and be a wonderful feminist. But I have yet to see a sexy female celebrity talk to a magazine and say "Actually, I love being in control in the bedroom, I like to dominate men and make them beg" and have that…

It probably also didn't help that Karl was photographing a woman who (gasp!) wasn't a size zero Amazon. It's like he had no idea what to do with her because she was pregnant and therefore bigger. So he covered her face, or photographed her in layers of unflattering hideous shit, and smeared lipstick all over her. WTF.

I guess I have to voice my contrary (to most of the comments) opinion that the Kim K. photoshoot is good. I have never watched a Kardashian program and feel zero invested in those people, but she's a pretty lady and I like the photos. It's a shame she dyed her hair. The raven tresses are stunning, but now she looks…