Ha! I find writing fun and easy for about the first 1,000 words of any project. =)

"I give you the jury of the damned! Benedict Arnold! Lizzie Borden! Richard Nixon!

When you get there, make sure to let me know. Given that so many of our interests overlap, I'll probably love it! =)

Ah, I see a slight point of confusion: I'm proudly self-published. I skipped the entire agent/Big-5 race and went straight to the market with my work. It's not been easy being nobody, but I've got a set of core fans who discovered my stuff entirely randomly, and they're great fans. It's amazing the power authors have…

For me, writing is a grueling, tear-your-hair-out-while-screaming, and yet still addictive-like-crack process. Half the time I don't know why I do it, and yet I continue. =)

My thought precisely! =)

Hi gang, I'm Chris(topher) Kellen, author/publisher of several fantasy and science-fiction books, severe video game geek, lover of co-op games both board and vid, dark beer aficionado (you can keep your IPAs and pilsners), long-time RPG nut, and all-around Renaissance man (or so I would wish to be known!).

I scrolled (almost) all the way to the bottom. How did we overlook this?!

Both my wife and I felt like it seemed abridged... is there going to be a full-length 1.5 hr version of the pilot on the 1st season DVD set?

I'm still working on the composition of my epic tech-poetry, The Day I Upgraded To Windows 95, but it's going to be a long time coming. It's Homeric in scope, really, full of drama, mysterious error codes, and a sort of dreamy melancholy as the main character pines for the lost days of the command line.

Carbon Nanotube Valley? Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it...?

Monitor flickers
Cathode ray tubes are so passe
Liquid crystal wins

Ah, you're right. Apologies.

I can't believe I read the whole thing. Also, you just Godwinned this conversation.

I dunno... I suspect it would go fine for a couple of installments, but then everyone would freak out about the ending of the third one.

Just don't make the same mistake that the Beatles did and say you're bigger than Butter Jesus.

And if you can use the words "grounded" and "Elon Musk" in the same sentence without the word "not" anywhere in there in a comparison, then you just KNOW the guy you're talking about is off the friggin' chart.

Hm, I think my next D&D wizard will specialize in the school of transubstantiation. He'll cast Convert Bread to Flesh at every possible opportunity simply as a prank on his vegetarian brother. /blasphemy

"We can't believe that things have ever been, or will ever be, different than they are right now."

You know, this popped up on Netflix a while back and I tried rewatching it... Rocko's Modern Life is MUCH weirder than I remember it being. No wonder my mother always viewed it with some amount of skepticism...