Have an oyster, baby. It's aphro-d'easy-act sleazy.

No, mate. You're pathetic. I hate to fall back on this, 'cause it is pretty sad, but if someone was ranting in my face the shit you're saying here it'd take all of my strength not to knock them out.

I know what you mean. I once saw this schizophrenic guy run into the middle of the road and get hit by a car. I was going to take pity on him, but then I remembered we have traffic lights and street crossings.

"We already pay a lot in taxes to support jobless homeless individuals."

Would be very interested in reading your opinion of the game, if you played it in the end.

Not used to being personally attacked in that way, so I'll side step the ad hominems, and just explain that my Kotaku account is linked to my Twitter account which is why my avatar is a 'selfie'.

Because we have a legal system which convicts people when the evidence is beyond reasonable doubt. So if you start executing people found guilty, you will inevitably end up killing innocent people.

Right, so he missed that bit, and asked a question.

Well, no. At least in the UK you're fully entitled to sue for fees.

You're 100% right. But I don't think they actually are going into administration right now, are they? If so, yeah, you're completely right.

I think it was a legitimate question.

If these evil predators had used a telephone to lure this child, would we cut all telephone lines?

He could have just taken them to a small claims court- or threatened to do so. They'd have coughed up then.

So bored of people actually welcoming this idea that creative industries should only have the profit motive as their sole interest. Talk about artless.

I would rather a muddled vision of the series than Platinum Games' embarrassing effort.

Okay, that's bloody annoying. I was expecting the actual GAME to be around the corner, not the tutorial. When Is Metal Gear Solid V being released?!

How about letting me choose which apps to delete that I purposefully installed? We don't all want to have St. Steve forcing what we should and shouldn't have.

This is very interesting, and I think when I get home I'll give both these articles and the study an in-depth read. Because it seems to me that Kotaku has a point. BUT The Observer REALLY REALLY is a respectable newspaper (it's the sister paper to The Guardian). Would be interesting if the author of the original piece…

Are you one of those guys who're like 'I'LL DRIVE INTO A WALL WITHOUT MY SEAT BEAT, 'CAUSE THE FASCIST US GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO CONTROL MY BRAIN AND MAKE ME DRIVE HOW THEY WANT ME TO!!!' types? No? Just curious.

Whilst, funnily enough, Kotaku argues games are just too easy these days.