Was this originally published with all the typos in it, or did someone add those especially for Jezebel? Because, seriously, they're just ridiculous.

Agreed. Then take the meatloaf balls and dump them into a big pot of gorgeous bolognese with three large glugs of cabernet, and use the entire pot to cover a pound of fettucini. Turning it into pasta with meatballs is clearly the best thing to do with a big, gross pile of baked, ground meat.

NPR said this is just the first in a LONG line of things that would have to happen before they become a state. I believe Congress would have to approve it, among other things, and I can't see that happening any time soon.

NO. Fuck that shit. Do not drive your damn car while you are impaired, people. OP, please tell your friends that they are jackasses.

I Googled "report a threat to the president," and lo and behold, the Secret Service is here to help! Apparently, you e-mail your local field office: http://www.secretservice.gov/faq.shtml#faq4 and

Maybe it was oddly worded, and they meant, "I didn't vote for Todd Akin because of other issues as well" or something.

He went home for some kind of rally once while I was living in Pearl City, and people were allowed to go to the airport and see him when he got off the plane, but they couldn't announce when due to security, so the warned that it meant standing in the sun (in July) for many hours. I wanted to go SO BADLY, but I had a…

It's a Jewish tradition—it's considered bad luck to buy anything for the baby before the birth. I know several people who registered for what they wanted, then gave their credit card to their parents while they were at the hospital so their parents could go get the nursery ready for their homecoming.

How is this satire? They're just using her image for advertising, not making some kind of political critique.

I'm thinking they were both equally nuts, and were lucky to have found each other to share their craziness.

I lived less than fifty miles from the epicenter of the Northridge earthquake and had zero damage—nothing even fell over. My sister lived almost precisely on top of the epicenter, and she lost a tv and a bunch of glassware, and her roof needed repairs. That was the worst earthquake I experienced in twenty years of…

I think we can all agree that the scariest shit ever filmed is the boat trip in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. That is nightmare fuel for the ages.

YES! My thoughts exactly.

Who is that? He is yummy, but he looks so very, very young. Am I totally being gross by staring at him?

It was on the show last season. And it was TERRIBLE.

I won't lie, I kind of love that bronze stomach mold, but only because it's just a really pretty bowl and I would totally put it on my table. The belly cast really bothers me, however, not because it's a belly cast specifically, but because it's so sexualized. I mean, seriously? You're supposed to be celebrating your…

I'm a married, white woman in the South, and I unfortunately know lots and lots of women who are voting for Romney, mostly because they are anti-choice and insanely religious. :sob

This picture encapsulates all my feelings about a world full of sentient fingers and eyes.

I just went and read The Jaunt at the link you provided—wow! That was incredibly disturbing. Thank you!

I was that girl—it was my only physical accomplishment. I was, and still am, incredibly clumsy, a slow and miserable runner, and generally uncoordinated. Sports are a nightmare for me. But I was super short and skinny as a kid, so I could do a bunch of pull-ups and be the queen of PE one day a year.