Exactly. My thoughts on Primer are: "Primer is a movie I watched once. It was about time travel. Best never to watch it or think of it again, lest my brain melt."

This guy really needs to work on his analogies if he's hoping to persuade us that being gay is less fun than being straight. For my money, eating two donuts pressed together sounds a hell of a lot yummier than eating a donut with a carrot in it.

I hope it was a joke, because otherwise it was both inaccurate and pretty shitty. She is ridiculously adorable.

Don't feel too bad—it also says that another astronaut is in the photo too, and I can't see any other people (the entire population of the Earth notwithstanding) in the photo anywhere.

My thoughts exactly! That sounds like the most exhausting time off ever.

That's funny—I was kind of the other way around. I gave Jeannie more of a pass because she didn't have any choice; as a genie, that was basically her lot in life. But Samantha intentionally hid and suppressed her magic, as LaComtesse said. She oppressed herself.

How does it matter what Lolita means, when the designer specifically chose it as her name because of Nabokov's use of it?

No "kind of" about it—that was an awful accent. I hope she was doing it as a joke because she assumed none of the teenagers this is meant for would notice.

HOLY SHIT. I Googled "hyena clitoris," because I had to. Those poor, poor mama hyenas. I am weeping for them now. And vomiting, a little.

Well, I've done both those things, and they don't seem to have affected my marriage happiness at all. I assure you, you'll meet plenty of people who don't give a damn about your "number" or what types of sexual activities you choose to indulge in. Those that do aren't worth getting involved with, I promise. Fuck those…

Lots of people do, but it's generally, like, some candy or a gift card for a movie rental or something. Not Gucci bags so much (although maybe at those ritzy schools in Connecticut and Massachusetts people do stuff like that).

" KITT would have been in favor of auto bailouts...The Tardis is in a non-traditional marriage."

Super-double-extra high five for an awesome floozy, an awesome gif, and an awesome screenname—Daleks FTW!

I was born and raised in California, and although I had long since moved away and was living in another state when you guys had that election, I was thrilled to think that there was going to be such an awesome beat-down of the anti-marriage-equality folks! So much promise! No way things could go wrong! And then it got…

For me, it was Harry Potter making an obscene gesture while dressed as a Boy Scout. What the hell is that from? I need to see it RIGHT NOW. It's both hilarious and disturbingly hot.

Jesus fucking Christ on a big-ass stick. If there are any young-uns on here wondering if there is any validity to this dumbass's declaration that you need to be a virgin to be a happily married person, allow me to counteract his anecdote with one of my own. My now-husband and I banged like rabid bunnies the night we…

Wow. Is that the craziest invocation of Godwin ever, or not? Technically, you didn't call anyone a Nazi, but it's definitely in that ballpark.

Color me ridiculously impressed by the diversity in these photos! Asian models! African models! A woman in a headscarf! Jenna, I don't know if you specifically picked photos to highlight non-white folks existing in fashion and being gorgeous and cool, but it's certainly a nice change.

I agree with all the other commenters—if you love it, good for you. I'm 35, and I will always love Holden Caulfield. I loved him as a teenager, and I still do; I just have a different appreciation of his many foibles and over-earnestness then I did when I was 17. It doesn't mean the books isn't worth loving.

One suggestion—make the little arrows bigger. I didn't notice them at all until I saw @Joe_Limon's comment. It really is a snazzy little thing; it just needs to be a bit more prominent.