The Chik-Fil-A in my town has a sign up on the drive-through menu that says something like, "Sorry, due to price increases, we use Canola oil at this restaurant instead of peanut oil!" Their sandwiches taste identical to those at any other Chik-Fil-A, so I don't think the much-vaunted peanut oil does much at all for…

Holy shit, I didn't want to laugh, but when I got to that last sentence, I guffawed. Loudly.

"Mahylee is the white version of your much-derided Shaniqua."

You've never heard of Miss Cleo? http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2002/02/accessresource.shtm

"if you are named something like "Chris" or "David" or "Jennifer" or "Emily", chances are, your friends are going to call you "Bucky" or "Jamal" or "Cooter" just to distinguish you from the others."

How on earth would "Bone" with an accented "e" be pronounced "Bonnie"? Wouldn't it be "Boh-nay"?

And which about thirty people on this actual post did.

I'm embarrassed to admit that I am totally, completely one of the moms described in this article.

I once had a public, semi-loud argument with someone I didn't even know at a party because I said that Gallagher was a shitball who was not worth ruining even a single slice of watermelon for, and he argued that Gallagher was a fucking hilarious dude who was fucking awesome and why didn't I just "get a sense of humor,…

LOL! I hope you don't get too many sarcasm-missing folks screaming at you for this, because it's hilarious.

That's who they are?! I didn't both to Google, but I'm seriously addicted to Once Upon a Time, and he is *gorgeous*! He definitely needs to develop a love interest on the show—preferably with Pinocchio or Rumplestiltskin (I'm a yaoi-loving kind of girl)—or at least start walking around with no shirt on.

So agreed. He is incredibly creepy-sexy, which is weird, and he is absolutely the best part of the show. And I don't even mind the icky makeup—he totally makes it work.

Don't be sorry. I've seen that mistake a ridiculous number of times on here. It's annoying as hell.

There was definitely something sitting on one of the podiums, but maybe it was a touchscreen or something to show them the questions. It's hilarious that the questions shown in the clip appear to be (given the big posters they're running around with): "Put the plagues in order by when the Egyptians were smited with…

"For Amber Waves of Groan" addressed this in another thread quite well:

"It's articles like this that further cause exclusion in society amongst the races. "

I am 100% behind Tony Shaloub as Beetee! Not a lot of people could pull off the ditzy-yet-brilliant mad scientist type without it coming off as totally cliched and predictable, but I think he can do it.

Hell yes! So do four-year-olds. At least, my four- and six-year-old daughters absolutely give a shit what they are wearing. They have picked their own clothes out since they were about three years old, and they definitely have favorite items, and that's great—it makes them more independent. As long as it's…

PLAYDATES. Seriously, find some other kids and let him exhaust himself with them. It may help. (Or he might ignore them entirely and chew on wires for a couple of hours, but at least you'll have someone to chat with while you chase him.)

Perhaps her kid is a total asshole at all those events and she either doesn't notice or doesn't care? Seriously, though, surely she's exaggerating. And she may have one of those kids who is totally willing to sit and stare at a screen for hours. My daughter is six years old and has never been able to watch more than…