I know that that's where I thought this was going.

And Rose. And they're going to live happily ever after, forever.

They're darts, and yeah, they're kind in the wrong spot. Or rather, she should be wearing a more supportive bra so her boobs are up where the darts are. But it's so phenomenally awesome otherwise!

That bit was sarcasm on Madeleine Davies's part.

I visited London about a month ago for the first time in my life, and it was awesome, but I am so, so glad that I won't be there for the Olympics. Just the run-up to it was insane—there were signs everywhere warning about how horrific the Underground crowds are going to be and how everyone should map out alternative…

I don't even get high, but I have also had that date (although they smoked all their own weed, not mine), and it is definitely not a date. Having been on many, many dates since, I can assure you that that shit does not count.

"28-year-old Major's pregnancy might actually be illegal"

Damn, my parents would have kicked my ass if I'd written on my bedroom walls. I had to wait for college to do that (and then learn to paint so that I wouldn't lose my security deposit on every apartment).

Ask and ye shall receive: http://wesclark.com/ubn/ :)

No, you don't freaking know a "Ladasha." http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

I was so hoping this wouldn't need to be posted here, but apparently, it does:

No idea. I'm 34, and I don't remember People ever being about just regular people.

I have two daughters, and my husband and I absolutely plan to teach them that it is fine to have sex when they feel they are really, really ready (but that they should not do it because their friends want them to or their boyfriends want them to or whatnot). I think the idea of never trying out such an enormous, huge…

Exactly; it doesn't even make sense. Amy Winehouse died a couple of months after the wedding, and the coverage of it didn't interrupt or interfere with the wedding coverage at all.

I read the linked article, and apparently it's supposed to mean that the newer story—Amy Winehouse's death—buries the older stories, such as the royal wedding. Which makes no sense at all, because they were both over a year ago, and Winehouse died two months after the wedding (according to what I just Googled). It's…

I just saw Wicked in London at the Apollo Theater and it was *glorious*. I was sobbing like a baby by the end. I don't know if you are American, but if you ever get to London, go see it. The voices were absolutely stunning. The soundtrack on iTunes is the Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowith version, and honestly, I…

All I can think of when I hear "Arya" is "Aryan." Yikes. But maybe it's just me.

Yup. I've never met anyone named Sybil, thank goodness, because I probably would be hard-pressed to not ask them what the hell their parents were thinking.

I have read the books at least four times and saw the movie, and I only just this minute realized that "Peeta" sounds exactly the same as "pita." I feel like an imbecile.

She's really not—that was basically a media-created rumor. She said, "One man's polyamory — is that the word? — is another man's being really, really good friends with the co-parent of one's children while we're both in other relationships." She was basically sharing a house with her ex-husband so they could raise…