It has a kind of horizontal fence all the way around the outside edge, and it's actually a helipad that they put a tennis court on. The pictures of Roger Federer hitting tennis balls off of it into the ocean are kind of awesome.

Even my husband has become a daily Jezebel reader because he is so astonished at the stories that get covered here that you will never, ever hear about in the major news media.

It's just a matter of knowing how to search Pinterest well: Searching for terms like, "queer," "transgender," and "radical feminist" will get you far, far away from the kids' themed birthday parties and pictures of squirrels. George Takei's Pinterest is pretty great, too, although if you follow his Facebook page, it's…

Score the skin of the orange four or five times the long way and it should peel off fairly easily. I have two little kids who love oranges, and I *hated* peeling them before I realized I could pre-slice the skin and make it a hundred times easier.

I hail from Southern California, and warm tortillas rolled up with butter were pretty much the staple snack of my childhood. So much deliciousness in such a neat little package (unless you didn't hold the end closed, in which case you got to lick dripping butter off your fingers).

Seriously, I would move if there was any possible way to do it. I know that the victims shouldn't be punished for this insane woman's actions, but I would be seriously scared for my children's safety and want them far away from her.

OMG, I just died laughing. "Downstairs face" is the best euphemism ever.

BEST RESPONSE EVER. :applause

That sounds like the greatest thing ever done in a doctor's waiting room. I'm going to petition my GP to have some laptops put in and networked together.

His sex appeal turns out to be absolutely vital to his personal history and his life in the Capitol in the third book. Yes, he's supposed to be uber-sexy.

Mulan's marketing had the same problem. If you Google "Mulan costume," virtually everything you find is some flouncy kimono, which she wore for about three minutes in the movie, not her soldier uniform, which is what she loved and what made her a heroine.

I am so glad I scrolled back up to see what picture you were talking about. That...dress? thing?...is amazing in a sort of pointy, quadrilateral kind of way. It doesn't look terribly comfortable as clothing, but it looks like it would make an excellent piece of furniture.

It's been fixed, but I still LOLed.

And an excellent comment as well. I wish I could promote this—and put it on a billboard.

Porn. So much porn. Even weird porn. Maybe even weird porn the most. It's so comforting to know that there are people out there who are stranger than me.

My husband did this a couple of years ago, and it was a pain in the ass. He's a skilled carpenter, so it didn't take long—maybe two days, including getting the wood, figuring out the dimensions, etc—but the hard part was getting it in the room and getting the brand-new appliances on top of it. We had to pull the…

"This implies that, because she's an actress and in movies and all, it's her job to try and be "attractive" to us all the time."

"Modest dress for BOTH genders is required, and the Qur'an demands that people lower their gazes and not ogle or harass the other gender."

But it's not actually against her beliefs—no form of Christianity that I know of says women *shouldn't* cover their heads (although Catholic women in church did decades ago, but that's long gone). I suppose her logic is that covering her hair would be somehow kowtowing to Islam, even though it's not actually against…

My brother-in-law is a go-kart team owner, and he specializes in training pre-teen and teenage drivers and moving the best of them up into Nascar, Formula 1, etc. He swears that Danica's sister, Brooke, was a far better driver than her, but she wasn't as pretty and refused to do the sexualized marketing that Danica…