I wonder if Ashley Judd was torn today on who to root for. Yes, she's married to Dario Franchitti, the race winner, and she was clearly thrilled beyond belief for him, but she's such a hard-core feminist, I imagine she was rooting for Katherine Legge's team just a little bit too!

That picture of Rihanna at the link is just...bad. I mean, it just looks like I took it on my five-year-old camera after RiRi got home from a long night at a crappy nightclub and hasn't washed her face yet.

Thank you! I was trying to make it say "Kinte" the other direction, and it just wasn't working.

I have no idea what I'm supposed to be seeing in LeVar Burton's tattoo, but I hope he reads this: LeVar, my six-year-old loves Reading Rainbow every bit as much as I did twenty years ago! That show has totally held up over time!

You sound exactly like me, fifteen years ago. Keep fighting the good fight, and don't think that your vote is useless if she votes for Romney! Every single vote matters, I promise!

Promoted because that simile at the end was amazing.

As did I, and I think Anikka Fragodt should somehow include Fraggle Rock in her job description.

Some schools are actually having the receptionist give inhalers and insulin shots. It's terrifying and just wrong.

Now school nurses give multiple-times-a-day insulin injections, provide asthma medications and assess for respiratory crises (whether they need to go to the hospital or will recover okay at school), etc. Some schools are having the office secretary give injections because they can't afford a nurse. It's awful.

Taking a patient's temperature is an invaluable clinical skill: It gives you time to figure out what the hell is going on with your patient so you don't panic. :)

Don't feel bad—I've read the entirety of On the Road several times, thinking that at some point it's going to magically turn into this amazing, inspiring work of classic literature, but no; it's just annoying and boring all the way through.

Y Tu Mama Tambien just got added to the top of my Instant Queue.

Actually, you can. The word refers to stimulating yourself or someone else by non-penetrative means.

Image 403 is somewhat...disconcerting. It appears to be a mob of tiny, clay figures killing the one in the center.

You have an animal shelter that will place animals with someone who not only lives in a tiny apartment with a disabled child but is clearly a hoarder? That is upsetting. (Not that disabled children shouldn't have lovely pets, but that a single parent may not be able to provide good care for animals if a huge amount of…

Seriously, they could write a story about her pooping and I would still make that face.

I was like, "Aww, a sweet young couple! Aww, a sweet baby! Aww, a sweet old couple! Wait, WHY THE FUCK DID THE OLD LADY GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING?!!"

I've been an American for nigh on 35 years now, and I have no idea who LFO or Brad Fischetti are. Although it's possible my age has something to do with that.

Oh my goodness, you were adorable! Those little shoulder ribbon bits are a bit crazy, though. Or are you holding some sort of be-ribboned wand?

Double-extra no, with a side of FUCK NO, and a topping of "Please remove this sentence from this post. It is incredibly fucked up and disgusting."