Seriously? Barely legal? What the fuck, Jezebel? NO.

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Seriously, this is probably the worst photo of Ko Olina I've never seen. I know the point was to show the golfer, but I want to see the four lagoons full of clear blue water, the pure white sand beaches, and the tiny rivers running all through the hotel lobby full of sharks, sting rays, and tropical fish! Man, I miss…

I find myself subtly encouraging my daughters to become lesbians purely in the hopes that they will turn out like Rachel Maddow.

I would absolutely send that! (Although the sentence that starts "Dieter told this father..." says the same thing twice; I would delete the second half of the sentence.) Maybe it won't change anything by itself, but every little bit helps. Maybe post it on their Facebook page?

I so agree with @Ihateemo! If you're going out with a friend who you know is out of work, pay their damn tab! You know they can't afford to splurge, you can, and they'd do it for you! Sorry your friends were being jerky.

As @Madeirapark said, there are actually tours there, but there's one vacation agency that actually will take you privately. For about $10,000, they will fly you in a private jet to Antarctica. They provide champagne, a personal chef, and luxury accommodations overnight. You get some sort of tour while you're there…

It doesn't. @Upper-Middlebrow thought you meant you wanted him to get circumcised.

I'm okay with it too—hugging your "best friends" was a tried-and-true way to ensure that girls who were not in your clique knew that you hated them and to make them feel left out. What I'm not on board with is that kids "aren't allowed to...use the bathroom between classes." Huh? They can't pee on their break time? Do…

"Protect East- and South-East-Asian women because they are docile and would never anger a non-violent man"

"Barbara Boxer says that the bill only served to make it clear that no woman should be excluded from protection under the Violence Against Women Act."

And in 5 years plus one day, people will figure out that putting the bracelet around their junk will feel AWESOME.

It's amazing. I was in Army ROTC in college. I worked out hours every day. I ran miles and miles and miles. I did hundreds of sit-ups. I was 18 years old and at the absolute peak physical condition possible for my body. I looked NOTHING like that. That is amazing.

Her torso looks so fucking rock hard that I imagine it was hard to get the needles in. That abdomen is INSANE.

I sobbed so hard when I realized he wasn't going to get Fenchurch back. She was one of the best characters in the entire series, despite being basically perfectly nice, normal, and average.

The original Gawker post on this included this lovely quote: "'Florence has all the classic signs of beauty,' said Carmen Lefèvre of the Perception Lab at the University of St Andrews' School of Psychology. 'She has large eyes, high cheekbones, full lips and a fair complexion.'" A fair complexion? :sigh

Actually, the Insurance Institute of Highway Safety says, "Research indicates positive effects on the crash experience of young drivers in the United States as well as in other countries including Canada and New Zealand. US states that have adopted elements of graduated licensing have experienced crash reductions of…

I knew someone would say that, but it was honestly just a brain fart.

Yeah, that was a worry too, but I figured that at least at my house, I knew there wasn't an axe or a gun or any rusty scalpels or anything, and I knew which drawer the knives were in.