OMG. I am an idiot. I saw Chris Brown and thought Michael Vick. I have no idea why, other than that they're both awful. How totally embarrassing. And of course, now it's too late to delete my comment. I feel like a doofus.

The fact that Chris Brown is legally allowed to own animals is incredibly depressing. The animal protection laws in the United States are appalling.

Crazy! I had no idea. Apparently my little corner of suburbia missed that bit of migration. The only actual open racism I remember was white surfer boys claiming that Mexican surfer boys were taking their patch of waves.

Where was your high school? I grew up in Southern California (Ventura County) and never saw a single Confederate flag, ever, until I was an adult and moved to Virginia.

I wish I could promote this SO MUCH.

Now you can get the same effect for only ten dollars! [toothfairy.capturethemagic.com] has been all over Pinterest lately—just upload your kids' photo and they'll PhotoShop a crappy-looking fairy into the picture for you.

Did anyone else notice that the TARDIS looks beat to hell in some of those photos? Especially the bottom half—the wood looks either old or dirty, or maybe like it's turning to stone like a Weeping Angel.

Have you been there recently? Just in the past few months, they've totally redesigned their catalog and displays. The one near me is pretty adorable now, and I can hardly resist their catalog—it's ridiculously good.

Petite Sophisticate is good for work stuff. My local JC Penney has a petite, plus-size section, although it's not exactly high fashion.

I think the worry is that you will want to take time off to have or care for children, especially for women. Plus, I think a lot of employers still assume that if you're single, you'll be totally fine with working nights, weekends, holidays, etc.

Agreed. My daughters know that the name of their private parts is "vagina" and not some cheesy euphemism, but when travelling, they'll be a lot less apt to demand a loud explanation for "Why is that lady touching your vagina, Mommy?!" if the person in question doesn't actually say "I'm going to touch your vagina."…

I told my husband on our first date that I wanted to have sex with him, but we had to go to my apartment, not his, because I never went to men's houses due to my fear of being chopped up with an axe and stored in a box under his bed. He couldn't decide whether he was aroused or disturbed, which became the basis of a…

How can you say Jezebel is homogenous? I am totally offended. Some of us Jezzies think lentils are privileged and classist, and others think lentils are privileged, classist, and racist. Duh! We aren't some monolith!

If you'll Google the World Economic Forum's Global Gender Gap Report, you'll see that the United States is 17th on the list, versus Egypt at Number 123 and Saudi Arabia at 131. I think that's a pretty good argument for how we can "possibly be any sort of authority or even offer any hope to these women." Of course, we…

OMG, that never occurred to me. We are getting a dachshund in a few months, and now I am going to spend the entirety of this summer figuring out how to dress it up as a cow, a lion, and a sheep. I already know how to make it look like a Chia pet: [www.southernliving.com]

So agreed. Only about 2% of births in the United States are homebirths, but among my super-crunchy friends, it's probably about 75%. Tons of them have eaten their placentas, turned their breastmilk into ice cream, and every other hippie thing you can imagine. Being ejaculated on during birth, however? FUCK THAT NOISE.

It's probably not common in a hospital, but there's no reason someone can't sit behind you, with you between their legs. In fact, they could probably help hold your legs back if needed from that angle. It's pretty normal in birthing center and home births.

There is a tiny little difference between "some guys are creepy" and "some woman are crazy": The literally thousands of years that men have been labeling sexually aggressive or sexually frustrated woman as mentally ill. That shit ain't new, and it ain't the same thing as calling a guy who repeatedly hits on you…

I would be far more attracted to Ryan Gosling if he were George Clooney. Go for it, Ry!

Speaking in tongues doesn't even make sense, Biblically speaking. The story says that after the apostles were touched by the Holy Spirit, they were able to speak in ALL tongues—that is, in all languages—so that everyone in the world would be able to understand them. Not so that NO ONE could understand them! People who…