More like, fuck every Fox News affiliate.

Head gasket failure at 7,000 feet OH NOES.

2xBuick or Chevy V8 as a engine starter cart for the Lockheed SR-71:

It has to be the glorious V8 Chainsaw...

Looks like a Scaled Composites construction. I think this is it with its wings on.

it's fueled by red bull

Chrysler Air Raid Siren, could be heard for 20 miles and Dude it has a Hemi

The V8 blender, of course!

And it's got holes in the top! I'm not no air-o-nautical engine ear, but I don't this thing is gonna make it...

Next time actually read the graph.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

Summit Point Raceway in WV, the main circuit. The track has had numerous deer related incidents.

Bombay or bomb bay?

No offense to you, but this may be the worst infographic I've ever seen. Though it is one of the funniest.

I can say with 99.999% certainty that there will be a fatal car crash the day before your trip. Does that mean you're going to leave the car at home and walk?

Nope, anytime a large airliner like this goes down, it is news. We are seeing a truly remarkable number of fatal incidents and crashes in a rather short period of time. We came off a record period of flight safety the past few years, and now it seems the pendulum has swung the other way, hard.

I think my reaction was that the claim was so insane. Like if I said, "Why would you build a house with bricks? They're so . . . light weight."