The feels on the bus go round and round.

Damnit, Torch.

That is a touching story.

I like how, during the complete rollover, all he was trying to do was to hold on to that pesky steering wheel.

then as soon as the car stopped moving, he clips it back in.

My attempts were rejected by such strategies as:

arrgggh I thought about it for today and then did forward it on. Dumb idea now my wife will have sex less with me. oh wait, we don't have sex.

He needs to do what I have done.

I've been trapped in Excel spreadsheet hell all week; this joke pleases me immensely ^_^

This needs a NSFW-esque disclaimer. Maybe DFTSONEAAJ, as in "Don't Forward To Significant Other, Not Even As A Joke". Looks like I'm going to be doing a whole lot of talking tonight.

Sounds like they have intimacy problems. I wonder how many times she actually VLOOKUPs at him when they are doing it.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

She's fucking someone else, bro.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

Don't worry folks, the torrents will still go up just the same as they always did. And FinalGear can still mention that they are up, just not direct link to the torrent host.

alt.

Oh really? You don't steal them? Do you DVR them? Do you then watch EVERY commercial? If you watch every commercial then you can keep your statement.

So... none of this...

Bash this all you want but at least I learned something: I apparently eat "European style." And even though I'm a purebred USA Motherfucker, I'm totally okay with that. Because eating American style per this description is fucking stuuuuupid.