With all the battery fires lately can they promise Safe Sox?

Regardless of your belief in a god - or many gods - you would have to be completely unaware of history to hold the position that religion is bad generally.

Don’t make fun of Quark, he’s very sensitive.

Then they should have kept Dennis, and just had him post in Gizmodo. What a waste.

Yes. The “sharing” economy is bullshit, and you should rent a proper hotel room that takes advantage of contractual labor for maid staff instead of apartment “owners” turning their rental into a cash machine during a period of increasingly high rents that disproportionately affect AirBNB’s core audience, the…

What about the metric system?

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…

I hope another thief just like you breaks into your home and robs you blind of every single valuable thing you have - including all your drives filled with ill-gotten gains.

Out of curiosity, what are you doing that your life revolves around piracy?

Screw that. Take the 100 million, give me 50 million, and I’ll set up a system that simulates pirating for you. Only difference is, I’ll have bought all the things beforehand, so technically it would just be you downloading a gift.

Hahaha!

I wait until no one’s looking and remove that plastic film anywhere I see it.

No kidding. Everyone I knew, after living there 5 years, was either mugged, assaulted, raped, car bombed, car vandalized, etc. It the official asshole of America.

You just yell at it and it does things. At least that’s how I interact with mine. “X-box on” “X-box go to Netflix” “X-box git off my lawn” etc. Miraculously it even seems to mostly do the right thing when I intersperse semi-random profanities as I am wont to do.

Yeah, but I’ve got a pool table, pinball machine, and a couple of little Galaga and Frogger games that hook to the TV to keep me occupied. I remember stepping up to a demo unit of some war game at Best Buy, where the character was in a fenced area. I gave up after about 15 minutes trying to get him out.

You know what runs 99% bug free? A Mac.

Yep, I have a MALM dresser. It clearly has anchor points and instructions.

What an absurdly condescending thing to say. I’m interested in the article but have little to no science background. I didn’t immediately realize that the animation you entered was the missing animation from the article. That makes me not have “some semblance of general intelligence”?

While yes it was not the Official “National” flag, it was the most popular and yet became the face of the confederate. I live in the south. Nashville, TN to be exact and I do respect and love the Confedrate Flag and I did not say Rebel Flag. As much as I love the United States Of America I love my southern land just…