But all of these games aren't Earthbound.

Got 100% my first try. My years of Pepsiman have trained me well.

Keith inspired me to front flip off of a roof into a bouncy castle. I have pretty good aim and drink enough milk that it'll be pretty safe. Then again I don't have mad enough hops to free jump over an automobile like he can.

This article requires this video.

Well obviously not real-life dragons, just imaginary ones.

Why waste any CNS neural action potential on the presence of male-on-male romance within in the Star Wars universe when you could instead be thinking about multi-colored, scantily-clad alien babes? In the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

I get the feeling this guy has regurgitated and drank again this particular bottle of wine many, many times to have become this familiar with it.

And he had just brushed his teeth. He doesn't even care.

Perhaps it would have earned an M if it included this display of the raw eroticism of Batman, the kinky voyeurism of Robin, and the dark themes of date rape at the end..

Or maybe it is...

Did he just yell "Porn Star" right at the end?

I thought it certainly felt better to play than Mega Man 7, and Clown Man isn't so much worse than Top Man.

I watched the video and thought "What's another good game they could do this with? Mega Man 8? Searched for a sample to relive the awesome horror of Dr. Light's voice. aaaaaaand he already did this very game.

I thought the picture with a hole in his chest would satisfy you.

I think I like that one better than all of mine combined.

A <5 minute copy and paste using Paintbrush (the MS Paint wannabe) and a small set of hastily written words rife with grammar and spelling errors all based on a very niche videogame pun, and yet it found appreciation here at Kotaku. It's moments like this that remind me why we love this place.

Oh god that line, agh its so terrible. It's worse than Fred Fuchs.

The part where he jumps on the walls back and forth or the big robot face part?

I found no fault with Lords of Shadows, it had good action, good atmosphere, good monsters, and a great soundtrack. They should run with all the interest in Demon's/Dark Souls by taking the Metroidvania style in a 3d environment and build a massive Castlevania to explore room by room.

My life's not complete until I cast that spell into a cow pasture.