Love that Red Alert 3 performance.

Why would a 13-year-old agree to go meet a homosexual pedophile?

@kratos_hates_everyone: Buying two desktops is the logical approach, that way you can carry the extra tower and a monitor with you so if you travel you'll always be able to plug into outlets in public service areas. Flight attendants don't mind if you set up a desktop on the tray table so long as your finished with…

Why is it never mentioned that Duke Nukem and Grand Theft Auto are deliberate parodies, not to be taken seriously or made available to role-model-less kids?

@Rachel Fogg: Yeah this is a totally non-generic ladyboy! Also that Berserk alone is "most anime".

I don't disagree with that, more things going on is always good. The usual trend, though, is to have just as few things on-screen and use all that power to make them look more visually impressive. It's the occasional exception like Total War where I don't mind needing to buy PC parts to see everything happening at…

X-COM had destructible buildings and has stood the test of time for about 17 years, Red Faction Guerrilla gets a little difficult to sit through just once. Having to destroy even more buildings to get to 100% would not have made that particular experience more pleasant. Meanwhile if I wanted to make UFO Defense better…

Before making these statement's DICE must have proven using science, the reel-to-reel mainframe computers and rack of test tubes type, that better computer hardware unequivocally makes games higher quality and more fun.

@tucobenedictopax: Please don't talk about alien communication. You don't seem to understand universal telepathy very well.

Anyone play Ogre Battle 64 lately? How well has it held up?

I'm trying to become the rebound king. I know I have to swat the ball, and then pass it, my confusion is as to which direction I should sweep it.

Maybe it just shows that the kind of people who would volunteer for extra electric current running into their head are the kind who play games really well.

@JC_Denton: THAT, I do sir.

Too much running while shooting and they'll just make a Resident Evil game for people who never liked Resident Evil to begin with.

Rumor has it that there are 23 flavors to Dr. Pepper, and only 2 people know all of them, and 2 others know half of them. 2 Lists are held in banks, each containing half the recipe.

Who the hell's Ne-Yo?

*Gasp* Duke Nukem's action hero stereotypes not politically correct?

@Komrade Kayce: I had the game, never could get passed the bridge, I think a was missing the virgin's bodice and some item from the witch burning. Meaning of Life was also a fairly decent one.

I'd say it's more reminiscent of SNES and Super Metroid than the original NES.

Good God that was a hell of a Newsweek article.