@trunkenmath: Nope, maybe if there's an afterlife things will work different there but I've owned a legion of computers since before the time of color monitors. Every computer has weak points, every computer will break. Standard procedure was always to just ignore the problem since it's too expensive to fix and…

Definitely go for an Applecare plan, I've gone to the Apple Store with one for things big things like malfunctioning optical drive, inoperative charger cable, and while there even mentioned small things like the top casing seal starting to peel away in small areas.

@supremeaaron: Agreed

@riggs: If your an adventure gamer who can't enjoy Grim Fandango you might as well sell all your consoles and pawn your GPU, gaming obviously isn't bringing you any happiness.

Games need to emit smells to appeal to the core dog market.

@jupiter.is.sentient: Then the solution should be self-evident. Censor all panties with jets of chainsawed blood.

@Nintendocrazed: Did a quick trial run in Rome with Hastati fighting a Gallic Warband while Archer Auxilia fired from behind. The Gauls killed 51 men but I suffered 105 total casualties.

@Nintendocrazed: Any time after Rome you'll have the advisor pop up in the corner and tell you not to arc volleys into a melee unless you want to kill your own men.

@Nintendocrazed: Unless your firing into a group of disposable peasants it's never a good idea to fire arrows into your own troops backs, especially in Total War where your Shield and Defense Skill stats become useless and the enemy stats who faces the arrows does not.

@Hunter: Isn't art that doesn't make people talk nothing but a pretty picture?

@Jon: I like the cut of this man's cheese wordplay.

I saw on the Xbox Dashboard this morning "Limbo: Winner of a VGA award".

You missed out on my favorite Max Rebo hit, "I Have an Average Memory"

@Mercsenary: Thanks Captain! I guess the victims deserved it after all, and the world remains a fair place.

'Tis the season.

I'd like to see an encore performance with a Brentalfloss Megaman musical.

XBLA sure has been giving MNC the run-around. They've had to wait nearly a month after finishing an update for Microsoft to leisurely decide to approve it.

@Jimmy_Jazz: Except in any military action, which Civ 4 is miserable at.

@turokman2000: A reaction based on personal experience? I thought an emotional knee-jerk in the form of an insult or a sweeping generalization was required.

@jojo13jojo233: I think you just did.