I remember it took me slightly longer than this, it might be time to revisit this adventure classic.

@famoustrip: takes everything literally: No real surprise there this is the holiday season when companies come out with the big guns.

@Codman24: Then it's time to defect. Who's to say some people couldn't use a good brainwashing anyhow?

Now where's that UPS truck..

@EliteGeek: You'd think it would be, unless he fills his Xbox with leaves for a cool refreshing Iced Tea.

Now how long before we can finally enter the real Video Zone?

People don't hate the Virtual Boy because its games weren't fun, some of them were great. Nor do they hate it because the games looked bad, they hate it because it wasn't a financial success. Thus, if you too hate the Virtual Boy, that means you're on the winning team.

Well he is the Pac-man.

@aspasticninja: It was one of the better manuals, and 2's was significantly shorter.

@SMcO: You've said all there is to say.

@xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx: Way better than having no choice but to auto simulate and see whether one pirate ship defeated 6 quinqueremes.

Probably one of the best RPGs this side of Chrono Trigger.

@kyzur: Not nearly enough people have yet pointed out that your views are vapid and sophomoric.

@Cookie: Child of the corn: It'd be much, much better if they weren't misusing a war protest song to endorse it.

@Edix: This isn't exactly censorship, it's more along of lines of holding your fart until after dinner.

@TheTingler: "That'd make more sense if... COD wasn't on PC"

Goodbye "123 Fake Street",

@Babelfish: You can call it an Arcade game but I'd only dare to call it Street Fighter 4.

@tetracycloide: That'd make more sense if Doom wasn't on nearly every console and COD wasn't on PC.

Thank god Tor Johnson will be safe from Gamertag identity thieves.