Dubya: I wondered where I left that!

To be fair, I have lived with gas stoves most of my life, and none of them had pilot lights - they all had electronic ignition, just like our gas water heaters. As far as I know, you can’t buy a stove that has a pilot light anymore.

It’s still debatable. Ball game are a fine example of how it’s still a roll of the dice.

I’m pretty sure the most savage way to start an email is “Per my last email...”

Be careful flashing your lights or otherwise signalling someone that they should “go first”. If you do so, and the other person then gets in an accident, you could be held partially liable for that accident because you communicated that it was okay for the other person to go.

But if you use the term “sports car” and assume they can all reach a speed of 200mph, then your assumptions are outside of the term’s usefulness. Same as if you assume a “Category 4" food is strongly linked to obesity or cancer. Instead, you need to find a different way to categorize things in a useful way.

If ever a post needed context...

I’ve tried mayo, and immediately went back to butter.  Butter adds a nuttiness from browning that mayo just doesn’t have.  Mayo really adds nothing in the way of flavor.

One of the richest men in the world and he’s an internet troll. I hate this timeline.

If my delivery man isn’t dying from heat stroke, then clearly they’re not working hard enough.

thanks. I always seek lawn care advice from professors who live in the great rural state of the bronx.

Adding lanes doesn’t remove the need for people to get from one location to another. So no, it wouldn’t reduce traffic.

There is a temple on my street with swastikas. Nobody cares because they know its a buddhist temple. If it was just some dude putting up nazi swastikas and confederate flags I would have burned his down down while he slept. Context matters

I don’t even like the current DRS system. I’m not like outraged over it, I just think it’s a bit gimmicky and artificial. This year there were clearly tracks were DRS was a bit overpowered. I feel like it would be far more beneficial to shrink the cars back down so there is more room to pass than giving weird…

Every part of this sounds dumb. The current DRS system is fine, and does a good job of compensating for the inherent advantage a lead car always has from clean air. I’d rather not mess with that, but... 

It’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

When he throws out words like “demonetized” I legitimately wonder if he's mixing twitter up with youtube, or if he thinks twitter operates on the same business model as youtube.

Reports are that it’s complete chaos there and they don’t even know who they still have or don’t, or who still has access to what. It’s literally a rudderless ship now while the Captain drunkenly shouts commands from behind the locked door of his cabin and the crew is running around abandoning ship.

Ohh I am sure people have explained. They were then promptly fired.

About a year ago I got suspended from Twitter for responding to a post where a bunch of beach assholes took a baby dolphin out of the sea and started passing it around until it died and I basically said ‘Fuck all these mother fuckers in the ass with an unlubed elephant dick, and after that, I got suspended and then I…