I didn’t realize that racing drivers were made of rocks

I think that should be “geographically diverse” not “geologically diverse” in the teaser line.

Realizing how small I am in this immense universe is exceedingly freeing. Anything I do affects the cosmos in no way at all, freeing me to concentrate on the small, daily kindnesses that only pay off in a daily, small kind of way.

Even if you could rule the world, you’d still be a tiny king of a tiny planet in a teeny…

I want the scooter that Paul Newman and Mario Andretti almost ran me over with at Long Beach sometime in the late ‘90s.

My takeaway from this - Indycars started looking not so hot in the early ‘80s, got more beautiful, peaked in 1993, and went downhill from there . . .

I am always curious why people automatically assume that if we put more money into public transportation, it means that we have to give up cars. Currently I own a daily driver and a fun car. If public transportation is truly made as good as it can be, I would probably still own a car - maybe the S2000 I currently…

No, it’s not a problem of bad design. It’s just fundamental to the nature of public transportation.

Exactly, except that Tesla is driving the car, and texting while driving is already illegal, and also that’s not exactly at all, now that I think about it.

May you live forever, Ralph.

Look, can we all just kinda admit that public transport sucks?

That’s honestly amazing so many people still aren’t wearing seatbelts. What’s wrong with people?

Fourth, do it in a slow Mercedes. Just dub in the Ferrari noises in later and speed up the film.

Umm...

Don't let the knob hit you in the ass on the way out.

Nice. Bye

Can someone remind me when Jalopnik went from a cool car site into some pansy ass left wing skinny jeans blogger failure?

It seems half the articles and posters from here hate cars or anything to do with fun.

I wish him sincere luck.

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I don’t know about 8x10 but I live in Michigan. We could waste as much water as we want and no one alive today would have to deal with a shortage. Might we have to deal with contaminated water (for example, my hometown of Flint)? Maybe, but any water used here will flow back into the Great Lakes one way or another.