Judging by personal experience, they weren’t nearly surprised enough when he tried to stuff it in one hole and it went in another.

This....

And if I bend over I get my boobs stuck to my stomach.

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF NINTENDO, 1996-PRESENT:

My friend had something similar in the 90s, the 50CC restrictions was for gasoline engines, his was diesel and so they used the horsepower equivalent. With no license you could drive this thing and also a passenger. Of course it wasn’t good enough for us so we went in 4. Couldn’t make it up the hill and the cop saw…

Wow dude.. I read JUST ONE Post from you and Its amazing how deeply and intensely you project “I’m an A*shole.”

Here’s some fun with racial terms.

I’m kind of a Wikipedia nut. I’d say this kid’s on the bubble between whether he warrants an entry of his own or just a note under Stephanie Seumour > Personal Life.

To all of the comments saying “that’s cute/funny”: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Y’all got me all fucked up lol; homeboy would’ve died if not for that fencing, yet I bet all of you are dreaming of having a baby tiger for a pet.

I can honestly say I’ve never ridden in a trunk, its one of those things you don’t have to deal with if you stay current on your debts.

I did it leaving a strip club at 4am. I don’t remember it, but according to my neighbor, as he was leaving for work—he saw a car pull up blasting pop songs driven by two scantily clad girls, who then giggled, opened the trunk, and out I popped with a shitty eating grin and a bottle of mad dog 20/20 duct taped to my…

I’m embarrassed to admit I know the driver and she has been in MD/PA (Hanover is within 20-30 minutes of the MD state line) for at least 2 decades. Also, it doesn't mention the driver is also a mother and should definitely know better.

How do you say “Robert Baratheon” in Polish?

spoiler alert: the winner is....

So what you’re saying is all white guys look alike? That’s racist.

Actually, let me correct you with some facts that I definitely did not make up or anything. The British people accent was originally sounded like what dinosaurs sound like when they talk but when the Tri-Lateral Commission took over the throne in 1816, they made a treaty with the Lizard People and all the British…

With NO cartridges running at around $0.66/ea., using a pair to make pickles seems like high OpEx. Then again, I use a $1600 chamber vacuum sealer for the same thing, so my solution has ridiculously high CapEx.

Ok...some things need clarification here, especially the differences between UHF and VHF. The article has that exactly backwards. Channels 2-13 are VHF (Very-High Frequency), and 14 and above are UHF (Ultra-High Frequency). There is a HUGE difference between them. VHF antennas are the big ones you see, usually on…

There is no God.