Thanks for the heads up. My answer will be just no. They always find ways around any restrictions.

Wow. that’s a huge omission. But, hey, it skews the data in favor of your point, so no big deal.

When this rule rolled out, our financial adviser — like most — had to scramble to figure out which products met these new rules or to create some that did. Were they scamming us before? No! But now they had to deal with rules created by faceless bureaucrats and “disinterested parties” — code for completely interested…

“It’s unfortunate that movie studios feel constrained by outdated ... societal standards” 

It’s just the common sense observation that most liberal enclaves are rife with crime.

Have you got a magic wand that will not only make all the guns in the country disappear but also make the country an island to keep new guns off it? If not, how are you going to keep the bad guys from getting guns since we can’t keep anything else out of this country?

Have you got a magic wand that will not only make all the guns in the country disappear but also make the country an island to keep new guns off it? If not, how are you going to keep the bad guys from getting guns since we can’t keep anything else out of this country?

OK, maybe Bush “original” is a creep. Or maybe he’s an old man whose hands sometimes end up in unfortunate places in group photos.

Just note that this is an area where you largely get what you pay for. The $25 pack at Walmart or the $50 knock of a quality pack on Amazon won’t hold up to any real wear.

If you don’t think your local Girl Scouts are a good fit for your daughter, you’ve always got the option of starting a new group for like-minded girls.

So when women are condescending, it’s OK because they men do it more. So, like, reverse discrimination.

“Mansplaining has become one of the defining phenomena of the 21st century...”

I just signed up for Hulu’s free trial last week. Already planning to cancel. They really don’t have anything interesting. And then there’s paying extra to not watch commercials on a service you already paid for.

Prior to the 2012 election, Puerto Ricans rejected statehood 3 times.

They aren’t deciding what care you receive, just what they pay for.

“So, uh, why is this a U.S. holiday again?”

“But can schools punish students for protesting?”

Yeah, no. Everything isn’t political. But you can inject politics into everything. Or you can try NOT injecting politics and just let people enjoy the game/movie/concert.

I accidentally created a daycare drop off ritual.

“Offices don’t have to be huge open floor plans with movable pods...”