I only play mine in the shower.

Also memorizing how to delete double posts is also relevant.

Genghis Khan would ride a Dakar rally bike with an AK-47 strapped on to his back

Disagree. Lion's face is full on "GTFO I KILL YOU NOW!" There is 0% "friendly" going on here.

The hardest part... is figuring out what shape your face is! I've never been able to do it (for glasses). Too vague.

You were the person that Budweiser was making fun of in its super bowl commercial (one of many).

We were doing pretty well until we go there. The exterior of this thing in incredible. Gauges, meh. Wheel, boo! Buttons on screwed down panel, my 1986 ski boat does this better. Speaker grills from Walmart. Pedals? GTFO!

an iPhone 4

Totally makes me think of the Cornballer.

Nickleback came into my bar long, long ago. This was when they were big, but not quite huge yet. So they played in towns with 5000 seat arenas like good old Binghamton NY.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

If you want to make your pizza "resonate" with Millenials, make it reasonably affordable and not taste like shit. It's pretty simple.

Can we talk for a moment about how utterly horrifying the Starbucks story was?

Can we talk for a moment about how utterly horrifying the Starbucks story was?

Annnnd I'm hungry...

Typical Gizmodo. Nestled right in Big Boxed Wine's pocket.

Amazing - that car was actually using a signal whilst making a lane change.

A handy trick that I learned from a marine. Keep one eye acclimated to the dark and the other eye acclimated to bright lights and you won't bash your shin on a coffee table. Say that you have woken up at night and want a midnight snack. Your eyes will be acclimated to the dark. Close one eye just before you turn…

Hunter Pence insists this vegan ice cream tastes just like the real thing.