Genghis Khan would ride a Dakar rally bike with an AK-47 strapped on to his back

The hardest part... is figuring out what shape your face is! I've never been able to do it (for glasses). Too vague.

We were doing pretty well until we go there. The exterior of this thing in incredible. Gauges, meh. Wheel, boo! Buttons on screwed down panel, my 1986 ski boat does this better. Speaker grills from Walmart. Pedals? GTFO!

Nickleback came into my bar long, long ago. This was when they were big, but not quite huge yet. So they played in towns with 5000 seat arenas like good old Binghamton NY.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

If you want to make your pizza "resonate" with Millenials, make it reasonably affordable and not taste like shit. It's pretty simple.

Can we talk for a moment about how utterly horrifying the Starbucks story was?

Can we talk for a moment about how utterly horrifying the Starbucks story was?

A handy trick that I learned from a marine. Keep one eye acclimated to the dark and the other eye acclimated to bright lights and you won't bash your shin on a coffee table. Say that you have woken up at night and want a midnight snack. Your eyes will be acclimated to the dark. Close one eye just before you turn…

Hunter Pence insists this vegan ice cream tastes just like the real thing.

HUNTER PENCE USES INTERNET EXPLORER.

But let's be fair - sometimes, a bunt single is all you can muenster. I'm sure he would have loved to have bleu it out of the ballpark, but sometimes, that's just not meant to brie.

Which will kill me faster?

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

I wonder what the Vegas odds would be of him hitting an inside the park home run this season. If I knew that would happen, I'd throw down the $129 for an MLB TV subscription right now just to be sure I didn't miss it.

Good point - beef tongue and oxtail aren't in the chart! I mean, we can find them easily enough, but the price/preferred cooking method data would be fun to see. :)

Where is tongue on this chart? Its one of my favorite meats and it should not be overlooked — its good stewed or thinly sliced and grilled. One of the best things I ever learned to eat in Japan.

I had the same thought about the flour. Best advice: use a scale.