Good news.

It’s a very sad reminder that superhero comics aren’t just adolescent power fantasies, they’re angry adolescent power fantasies.

In order to allow for the story to exist you have to accept that zombies are workable. The rot is the least of the problems in why they could never exist to begin with.

Seriously. How long can rotting zombies survive if there’s so few new zombies being made? There’s no way that after a few years of peace that they’d even remotely be a threat anymore. They’d be dissolved into liquid and bone by now.

I think Star Wars proved audiences will happily jump into the thick of a dense, sci-fi story with wacky costumes and blatant symbolism. Three ideas for stories:

Well done, Beth. I haven’t laughed this hard at a movie review since Charlie Jane left. :) (I like Germain’s reviews, but they’re not written to be funny.)

Yes! Another character who wouldn’t need excessive CGI to work. Same with Morse and Jubilee. Hell, get Sharon Carter involved.

I’m guessing they’d make sure it had at least one “top-tier” hero. And maybe people wouldn’t consider She-Hulk that, but considering her powers lend themselves well to television and she’d have a visual connection to the Hulk from the MCU it’d be a way to grab casual viewers attention while also giving the comic book…

I would love to see a Walking Dead series that went, you know, somewhere.

I would love to see a Walking Dead series set somewhere that isn’t riddled with firearms.

Here’s what we need to know: Are Isaac and Selenna (particularly Selenna) Izard terrifying?  Because they need to be.

As much as I’d love to see Michael Jordan as Superman (if, for nothing else, the entertainment value of the resulting hissy fit that would inevitably ensue, but also because I think he’d do great with the role), I don’t even begin to trust anyone in charge of the DCU at WB to handle an African-American Superman.…

really ragnarok was fantastic four bad

Easily a top 5 Marvel film.

Hi! That’s maybe one of the most terrifying expressions I’ve ever seen in a comic book, or anywhere else. I will be seeing that face in my nightmares until I die.

Just thought I’d let you know!

“Mmmm... mmm... that is a tasty burger” uttered by Nick Fury in this day and age would explode the internet and the resulting fire would burn down the MCU. 

Oh yes, I’m sure the general public was super shocked to learn that the guy who made Troma and Slither was also willing to make offensive jokes on social media during the same time period.

So, hey, everyone. I understand many of you are upset I deliberately chose not to share an opinion on this matter. That’s fair! Here’s some insight into that choice:

Will you also get to deal with Nazis Magneto-style?