it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

this person is a vampire pass it on

True. But it shouldn’t be, you know, always about entertainment. We should sharpen the knives well before we get to Woody Allen. I get that I’m looking like an asshole right now—really, a total asshole troll comenter who should be pushed back into the greys—but my only point is that hating Woody Allen, accusing Woody…

Soon-Yi isn’t his step-daughter. Dear lord, don’t make me feel like a Jez troll.

Ok. I do keep quiet on this every time it pops up on Jez, but... there is no proof he did anything. If he were a child molester, he would’ve most likely struck several times. He’d’ve converted to Catholicism, rather than railing against the religion for years. Fine: He married into his perversion, so he never needs to…

Not that I’m ever in the business of trusting men in power, but i think it’s important to note that Kirkman left the following comment on Peck’s article:

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

fyi this is what every McDonalds in Australia looks like (or will soon look like). seeing a fresh salad bar for fresh burgers in a McDonalds is weird.

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

Built by the Nazis, flown by the Nazis. Fought for the Nazis.

Sennheiser HD558's

Sennheiser HD558's

This feels like it was written by someone who reads about cars but doesn't actually work on them. I was going to go through and make a deal about all the things that seemed either contradictory, assumptions, or just don't make any sense outside of "hacker hack stuff all the time, so that's good that computers are in…

Does Steve Railsback count as an outfit? #anychancetopostLifeforce