He didn’t beat me - I never voted from him

I lost my shit at the Italian Mario accent. And again at "grand prickses."

Where can I get that shirt?

Well, if Kurt's telling the truth, and this is just a case of a jilted ex trying to blow up his life, she's doing a pretty bang-up job. I mean the timing, with the hugely public domestic violence issues in sports, going the civil route rather than criminal to get a ruling on a lower burden of proof, her potentially…

To the estate of Mrs. Sandra Ilene West,

The EPA is one of the most corrupt organizations in our government.

Guy riding a cooler towing a second cooler? I love NASCAR

You know a failed design when they have to keep explaining it to try and win the public over.

On a 10-minute drive, the mechanics reportedly got his car up to 118 mph on public roads, including one truly scary right-side pass you can see around the 1:03 mark in the video. Yeesh.

You're an idiot.

YES

Yes. Or blue or brown or yellow or green or pink. Get your head out of your ass. IT'S NEVER OKAY TO LEAVE A CHILD ALONE IN A CAR.

Does anyone else realize that she left her baby in the freaking car?

Brake bias illustrated in a single picture.

I never have trusted brakes. All they do is just slow you down.

So you want Jalopnik to only provide news on crap you can afford? No one cares about your broke-ass-bitch-chariot, aka Sunfire. But seriously.

McLaren's is arguably toiter. Like a toiger, even.