I particularly enjoy the 'qualities' the used VW's I have the occasional misfortune of trying to sell, up to and including:

So you're less likely to get fuckin asked than someone with a half-ton truck. Brilliant!

Toyota must be on to something... Realizing that the lion's share of truck buyers only use the beds on their trucks when A. someone hits them up on Facebook to help them move or B. See A.

As someone who works at a Toyota dealership that sells cars in the Gulf States region, I can say that you're exaggerating on the cost of the adds. Usually its a few hundred bucks worth of floor mats, mud guards, etc... Up to spray-in bedliners and leather.

Maybe a nice warm mug of Jameson.

What an unfortunate typo on my part. Sorry about that.

Generally, people don't say 'X vehicle has a trailer capacity of Y plus the trailer's capacity of Z' but I pick up what you're putting down.

I'm well aware what the point of the article is, venerial.

By a large margin, the most powerful vehicles on the road are the tractors that pull ten-thousand pound trailers across the continent.

Expert trolling, Orlove.

Haha. I reciprocate your recommendation.

I think the site, as a whole, is OK with the right pedal, as long as conditions permit. Winding up in oncoming traffic because you smash the gas on summer tires when it's cold is frowned upon though... Let this be a lesson to people with poor judgement... And poor car control.

If you don't think moronic behavior of all sorts gets ridiculed mercilessly on Jalopnik, you haven't been paying attention.

Being a former M-car owner and current Miata and 911 owner, I feel compelled to reply to your snark, with some of my own:

You said 'me' and you have a BMW in your avatar. I thought you were talking in the third person.

Your explanation on Bimmerpost does nothing to dispel Raphael's claim that you're (or that guy is) an asshat.

Next time you're in central Texas, I'm in for an event at Driveway Austin...

Money doesn't buy brains.