At the dick doctor it's the opposite, like, "Here we're going to tell you everything in great detail because you have a man-brain and can understand everything and if something goes wrong with your junk IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD and also maybe you can even teach us some ways to improve this medical procedure."

It would be best for this conversation we had all read the books being discussed. I have read only one and am going to read the other. Let's meet back in a week!

Pretty familiar with the industry of "curiosity architecture" and it does not pay well.. in the short term! However down the road there are probably a good number of financial payoffs.

They actually don't, it turns out!

Yes, okay, but hold the phone. Random nutters are emailing sports columnists, calling them miserable people (sure, maybe accurate in this case), and then when the columnist writes them back to tell them to go get fucked (actually, writing back much more nicely than that!), we're mocking the COLUMNIST? Not the dude…

I love Late Night Gay Porn Deadspin.

Hey, that John Starks email is kind of amazing. Can the Deadspin staff go on a retreat and discuss it for three days? It's... kind of... weirdly well-put and has a couple great points! (OR ALSO perhaps he is for hire?)

"Caught fire"? I declare west coast selection bias.

This is what straight sex looks like???? Huh. Seems disappointing.