She has a mind like a diamond.

Do you need a real one? Because online shops that cater to childbirth educators sell really nice replicas.

Yeah, what's the deal with that? S/he seems too focused to just be casually trolling ... but saying "you'd make a terrible parent" is downright hateful.

I'd like to tweet all over Nick Offerman's wood.

You beat me to it. Also, Kanye tweets paired with New Yorker cartoons. Funny stuff.

You need to check out Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets (and, while we're at it, Kanye's tweets paired with New Yorker cartoons). I feel the contrast between the message and the medium is what makes these bits funny.

Hmmm ... any stain I've used it on has been organic in nature (blood, mud, food, etc.). But it couldn't hurt to try! If you know a friend with a pet, you could ask if they had cleaner you could borrow so you wouldn't have to buy a whole bottle.

Oh, wow! In that case, I hope you never, ever have to collect a urine sample again. :)

I used the PetCo brand house cleaner, and it got out all but the soak-iest pee spots. As a bonus, it's also great at removing BBQ stains from the carpet!

My vet suggested that I use a soup ladle. It worked like a charm. Just FYI, in case you ever have to do it again.

She's a dog, actually (should have specified in original post). So the good news is that she didn't "mark" a spot and then keep peeing there forever ... the bad news is that she peed all over. :/

She was a stupid beast when she was peeing everywhere at 3:00 in the morning and I tried fashioning a makeshift diaper from a pair of underwear with a hole cut out for the tail and a maxi pad, which she peed in, ripped off, and chewed up, sending pee-covered pad fibers everywhere.

I won't weigh in on whether the swimming-with-the-sharks part was stupid, but the posting-the-video-on-the-Internet bit? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Help! My apartment smells like pee.

Furminator rocks. Bonus: when I use it regularly, my dog is less itchy.

A bit of cocoa powder (the kind used for baking) can really take the edge off the taste of greens in a green smoothie.

Get the one that weighs the least. You're going to be trucking around that pile of fabric all. day.

I don't get sonogram-photo-posting. It's making public information that is very, very private! You are showing people a photo of what's happening INSIDE YOUR BODY. It's like showing someone your colonoscopy photos. Further, those sonogram photos often have information about the mom's care provider - why would you make…

Because big penis = good sex!

But where are their salads???