I love how the mama bear's response to being fallen on is "get outta my hole!" (0:39)

Isn't she pretty teensy (in terms of height and build)? On a short, small-framed gal, I could see 10-15 pounds changing a cup size.

I was bracing for some serious religion-snarking, but this made me LOL. Well played.

Special underwear is for Mormons, not Scientologists.

Or even just because the two people in a relationship are a really bad fit ... in which case, no one is really wrong; both people just have to acknowledge that they're incompatible, break up, and move on.

This applies to sitting on the toilet, too. It's not glamorous, but it works for lots of ladies.

I guess if you party with a bunch of pregnant ladies, this would make a great party trick! ;)

But did you do the feel-your-pelvis thing? Come on, do it ... ;)

Oh, I'm so sorry. A million hugs to you.

Generally, yes. (There are exceptions if the baby is in a really strange position or, of course, if there are other emergency circumstances.) Squatting increases room in the pelvis. You can actually feel it - stand upright, place one hand just above your buttcrack, where you'll feel bone, and one hand just above your…

My hometown bar also served, at one point, a drink with a glow stick in it. My inner four-year-old was thrilled. The drink was pretty tasty, too.

"Secret Keepers?" All women have breasts. Shhh, don't tell!

I'm guessing the gummy worm was in a fruity drink. Of course, that sort of thing may only be served at the trashy college bars where I hang out, so who knows?

Aww, hugs to you. I'm sure you've heard all this stuff, but if you haven't, good at-home remedies are drinking red raspberry leaf tea; taking castor oil (Google more info for dosage recommendations, and do stay hydrated if you take it); deep breathing and talking to your baby, telling him/her how excited you are to…

Hey, the ring will brand him, but it still won't keep him from running off at Disney World.

So it makes your iPod sound distorted and old-timey and low-quality? It's like Instagram for your ears.

If a nearby school has a music program, student recitals are a great way to catch a concert for free. Where else can you hear a harpist or a string quartet for free?

YES. I hate this. My mouth, in its neutral, emotionless state, turns down a bit. When people tell me to smile, what they're saying is, "Your face doesn't look good enough as is; you need to pretty it up a bit before your appearance is acceptable."

I tried to do science once, but my breasts got in the way, and then my vagina made me all confused.