Yeah I picked up on your subtle snark Madeleine, but I will use whatever tools I feel necessary to keep my child safe. I've taught him who to go to if he gets lost. I've taught him to recite my full name. And when he was 2 years old and we were traveling from Texas to Chicago, you bet your ass I used a baby leash on…

Assholes will be assholes.

Maybe it's just because I grew up a suburban middle-class kid, but I'm always shocked by how open celebrities are about their current drug use. Like, I was raised to believe that you kept your illegal drug use a secret because it was....illegal.

I wish I could ban this gif from the internet. HISSSSSSSSS, AWAY WITH YOU, CREEPY BABY HEAD. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I don't know how anyone can complain about pumpkin-flavored baked goods: bread, muffins, pies, rolls, etc.

No, Madeline. YOU need to take a pumpkin sized chill pill with all that hatorade you're sippin. Because Pumpkin Spice and Apple Cider and all orchard related things are awesome.

I'm sorry but why put it up for sale at all if you were just gonna take it back? Am I missing something?

I really like The Mindy Project, and it makes me laugh. I haven't watched New Girl because Zooey Deschanel's character seems really annoying.

Don't you think that's a massive generalization? The things you're talking about are awful, but they are also regional and not exclusive to Muslims by any means.

*Transposes sentiments to western women trying to "save" Muslim women from their oppression*

My question is if it was ONLY the black kids who got treated this way. Because that would be completely fucked up. If it was all the kids or if the kids who got that treatment were selected not based on race, and the group actually included non-black kids), then I think I'm OK with it, or at least the concept. Bad, …

I just googled 'zac efron hot'. Kill me.

Those of you who watch Castle have probably noticed that Stana Katic, the female lead, has remained quite thin throughout the entire run of the show. However, Nathan Fillion, the male lead, put on quite a bit of weight.

Other than that I just don’t know. I’m hoping Melissa McCarthy will hit a sister up.

Lena should go ahead and make the character's name Areyou Peoplehappynow?

Athletic worship ranks with some of the worst human attributes I can think of.

I've grown anti-bicyclist. I'm tired of them nearly causing or actually causing accidents because they refuse to follow traffic symbols.

Dear the entire Catholic church,

Please do not ever open your fucking mouth ever fucking again on the topics of decency, dignity, or morality, until you stop sheltering child rapists and child torturers from the rule of secular law. You are a morally bankrupt institution. It doesn't matter how many hungry people you…

I finally checked their site out over the weekend and found them both so annoying, albeit in different (yet very stereotypical) ways. She was clingy and oversensitive; he was a combination of a "player" and a controlling jerk; and considering they seemed to be programmed to drive each other crazy it was inevitable the…