Um, just an FYI, the cast for season two has been announced ... if you want to Google that or read through the Wikipedia page ...

Poussey! Please make a Poussey doll! She is my fave.

I would watch the shit out of a Taystee and Poussey mystery solving spinoff if only for the off chance that they break out in white girl speak for a bit each episode. Their relationship is my favorite!

God, I'm tired of the way the Poors run conversations in America. Wah wah wah. Look at my problems. Look at my baby. Someone should help me take care of it!

You just really showed your ass. Ugh.

Is there a joke I'm missing? Olivia Munn is not engaged to Jason Sudeikis; that would be Olivia Wilde.

If parental leave were divided equally between two parents, then that would be a good place to start. That way, if time off sets either parent's careers back (it shouldn't, but that doesn't change the fact that it happens), it will happen to them both equally and won't disproportionately hurt women's career…

"Then Monty from Say Yes to the Dress popped out of the dumbwaiter and told the bride she looked like a skank in that thing. (RANDY 4 LIFE.)"

Oh please. Texas doesn't hold a candle to Florida or New York when it comes to asshole production.

As a fellow Texan, I agree.

Hey, now! I understand the hate, but some of us are trying to fix things from the inside. At least in Texas—I can't speak for Florida. I, for one, would like to rescue my adopted state from the insane fundies that have taken it over.

Oh, you know it's serious when celebrities "take to twitter."

Bynes has been open about her bisexuality with close friends, but she wasn't comfortable with her parents or the public knowing, according to the source. “But I don’t really even know if Amanda is sure of her sexuality. I think she was just a little lost and yearning for love and attention anywhere she could get it."

I had to be pedantic, but by "Laverne" do you mean the character Sophia? Because Laverne is the actress who plays Sophia, but everyone else in the piece is referred to by their character's names. And more on topic: I thought the point of the stereotypes at the beginning was that was how Piper saw them (and Piper…

I am 27 years old. I manage to bleed through a tampon and ruin a pair of panties at least once a month. And it's not because I bleed heavily randomly. I just forget to change my tampon every 3-4 hours during my heavy day. But I do so EVERY SINGLE MONTH.

Only Jay Z can see them. He can tell no one of the gnomes living in Beyonce's hair. It will be his secret to the grave, the only evidence being the shocked face so perfectly captured by the paparazzo. Years from now, he'll look at the picture and hear distant echos of Harry Belafonte and remember where this disaster…

I'm glad. I would rather the story be about Piper trying to survive in prison. I didn't like Vause that much and as I've said on here before, I felt there was no reason for Piper to get back with her. I mean Piper is a complicated person but she just didn't seem like the type to cheat when she wanted normalcy so much.

You went ahead and spoiled that fairly squicky moment, so I'll go a little further.

I've met them both. Dominic Monaghan was so nice he didn't think we would want a picture with just him, so he called Elijah Wood over who was also nice. I'm pretty sure neither of them are secret asswipes.

Dominic Monaghan is a noted asswipe? This is the first (though huge) indication I've gotten. What are some of his past asswipe behaviors? Does this mean that Elijah Wood is also a secret asswipe?!