Hmm... no mention of the situation that precipitated the hashtag, in which Jezebel is complicit? Okay.

Ha ha, you think Jezebel could ever apologize for anything.

Clearly, it's the fault of the lawfully-operated clinic that is providing vital services to women that the protestors are acting inappropriately. The onus can't possibly be on the protestors to act like grown ups and behave like civilized human beings. If only the clinic wasn't there, then there wouldn't be any…

I dated a guy who proposed marriage to me through AIM (AHAHAHAHAHA!) the day after our first date. The thing is I had a pretty crummy time on the date and the only reason I can think that he thought everything went SO well is because I listened to him (he never asked me things about myself, so we just talked about…

I never looked at it as chivalry. I spend ten minutes getting ready, shave, and toss some gel in my hair.

I don't know if it was Discovery or some other channel, but I have talked with several people who seriously believe in mermaids after another one of these fakeumentary offerings. Stupid TV, stupid people, aaarrrghhhh!

Yeah, now that I'm thoroughly creeped out.

I... don't love the idea of that role being played by any child. "I Know Things Now" is a snoodge on the suggestive side, and "Hello Little Girl" is way past a snoodge.

"lots of married guys cheat on their wives YET STILL LOVE THEM AT THE SAME TIME and want to preserve the life and home that they've built together. these guys aren't looking to return to bachelor-life: they love their kids, they don't want to disrupt their family dynamic, they generally like things the way they are.…

I don't want to have to go to the Paunch Burger down the block. I want a Paunch Burger right next door!

I find it uncomfortable when I see a woman breastfeeding without covering up at all. It's one thing if I'm with a friend and we're in a private place, but in public it is weird, partially because breasts are so highly sexualized in this country. I'm not going to go up and shame a person or anything, but I think you…

Let's all agree that Eccleston was the sexiest Doctor and David Tennant was actually kind of annoying, though. Because if I continue to talk about the actual topic — the raging, horrific sexism of Moffat — my head will explode.

Uhm, whereas writer says "not an apology", I don't know how she could miss "please accept our apology that our crew member dealt with the issue of your breast-feeding in such an unprofessional manner." I don't know what the fuck the writer wants, frankly. I'm sorry to be harsh, but what did she WANT?? This is not a…

Yeah, it's certainly not women who are known for skid marks.

Justin Bieber WISHES he could be as awesome as Wee Sing in Sillyville. I was obsessed as a child and am now thrilled to discover it's on Youtube! So if anyone else is feeling nostalgic:

Despite how I feel about Miley's music (bad), it would be pretty crazy to have a bunch of hot young people dance out of the subway . . . except all I kept thinking was WHY ARE YOU DOWN THERE DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRAINS?!

The Republicans can move their primary debates to an unbiased network like Nickelodeon and when a candidate attacks a moderator instead of answering their question they get slimed.

I am thinking about the guys I've dumped and for some of the reasons - you got popcorn grease on me at the movies and permanently damaged my pants, you came over and talked when I said I was working on a project and needed quiet, you tried to monopolize too much of my time.. But the bottom line is that if I enjoyed Mr…

And how much should we charge the GOP for uselessly voting to repeal Obamacare literally 40 times?

a small subset of Jezebel commenters that feel the need to be outraged at even the most neutral forms of description.