If parental leave were divided equally between two parents, then that would be a good place to start. That way, if time off sets either parent's careers back (it shouldn't, but that doesn't change the fact that it happens), it will happen to them both equally and won't disproportionately hurt women's career…

"Then Monty from Say Yes to the Dress popped out of the dumbwaiter and told the bride she looked like a skank in that thing. (RANDY 4 LIFE.)"

Oh please. Texas doesn't hold a candle to Florida or New York when it comes to asshole production.

As a fellow Texan, I agree.

Hey, now! I understand the hate, but some of us are trying to fix things from the inside. At least in Texas—I can't speak for Florida. I, for one, would like to rescue my adopted state from the insane fundies that have taken it over.

Oh, you know it's serious when celebrities "take to twitter."

Bynes has been open about her bisexuality with close friends, but she wasn't comfortable with her parents or the public knowing, according to the source. “But I don’t really even know if Amanda is sure of her sexuality. I think she was just a little lost and yearning for love and attention anywhere she could get it."

I had to be pedantic, but by "Laverne" do you mean the character Sophia? Because Laverne is the actress who plays Sophia, but everyone else in the piece is referred to by their character's names. And more on topic: I thought the point of the stereotypes at the beginning was that was how Piper saw them (and Piper…

I am 27 years old. I manage to bleed through a tampon and ruin a pair of panties at least once a month. And it's not because I bleed heavily randomly. I just forget to change my tampon every 3-4 hours during my heavy day. But I do so EVERY SINGLE MONTH.

Only Jay Z can see them. He can tell no one of the gnomes living in Beyonce's hair. It will be his secret to the grave, the only evidence being the shocked face so perfectly captured by the paparazzo. Years from now, he'll look at the picture and hear distant echos of Harry Belafonte and remember where this disaster…

I'm glad. I would rather the story be about Piper trying to survive in prison. I didn't like Vause that much and as I've said on here before, I felt there was no reason for Piper to get back with her. I mean Piper is a complicated person but she just didn't seem like the type to cheat when she wanted normalcy so much.

You went ahead and spoiled that fairly squicky moment, so I'll go a little further.

I've met them both. Dominic Monaghan was so nice he didn't think we would want a picture with just him, so he called Elijah Wood over who was also nice. I'm pretty sure neither of them are secret asswipes.

Dominic Monaghan is a noted asswipe? This is the first (though huge) indication I've gotten. What are some of his past asswipe behaviors? Does this mean that Elijah Wood is also a secret asswipe?!

What is wrong with what Dominic said? Who knows what the girl was saying or doing? I've said similar shit (minus the whole self aggrandizing to that extent thing) to creepy guys texting me.

Hmm... no mention of the situation that precipitated the hashtag, in which Jezebel is complicit? Okay.

Ha ha, you think Jezebel could ever apologize for anything.

Clearly, it's the fault of the lawfully-operated clinic that is providing vital services to women that the protestors are acting inappropriately. The onus can't possibly be on the protestors to act like grown ups and behave like civilized human beings. If only the clinic wasn't there, then there wouldn't be any…

I dated a guy who proposed marriage to me through AIM (AHAHAHAHAHA!) the day after our first date. The thing is I had a pretty crummy time on the date and the only reason I can think that he thought everything went SO well is because I listened to him (he never asked me things about myself, so we just talked about…

I never looked at it as chivalry. I spend ten minutes getting ready, shave, and toss some gel in my hair.