I don't know if it was Discovery or some other channel, but I have talked with several people who seriously believe in mermaids after another one of these fakeumentary offerings. Stupid TV, stupid people, aaarrrghhhh!

Yeah, now that I'm thoroughly creeped out.

I... don't love the idea of that role being played by any child. "I Know Things Now" is a snoodge on the suggestive side, and "Hello Little Girl" is way past a snoodge.

"lots of married guys cheat on their wives YET STILL LOVE THEM AT THE SAME TIME and want to preserve the life and home that they've built together. these guys aren't looking to return to bachelor-life: they love their kids, they don't want to disrupt their family dynamic, they generally like things the way they are.…

I don't want to have to go to the Paunch Burger down the block. I want a Paunch Burger right next door!

I find it uncomfortable when I see a woman breastfeeding without covering up at all. It's one thing if I'm with a friend and we're in a private place, but in public it is weird, partially because breasts are so highly sexualized in this country. I'm not going to go up and shame a person or anything, but I think you…

Let's all agree that Eccleston was the sexiest Doctor and David Tennant was actually kind of annoying, though. Because if I continue to talk about the actual topic — the raging, horrific sexism of Moffat — my head will explode.

Uhm, whereas writer says "not an apology", I don't know how she could miss "please accept our apology that our crew member dealt with the issue of your breast-feeding in such an unprofessional manner." I don't know what the fuck the writer wants, frankly. I'm sorry to be harsh, but what did she WANT?? This is not a…

Yeah, it's certainly not women who are known for skid marks.

Justin Bieber WISHES he could be as awesome as Wee Sing in Sillyville. I was obsessed as a child and am now thrilled to discover it's on Youtube! So if anyone else is feeling nostalgic:

Despite how I feel about Miley's music (bad), it would be pretty crazy to have a bunch of hot young people dance out of the subway . . . except all I kept thinking was WHY ARE YOU DOWN THERE DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRAINS?!

The Republicans can move their primary debates to an unbiased network like Nickelodeon and when a candidate attacks a moderator instead of answering their question they get slimed.

I am thinking about the guys I've dumped and for some of the reasons - you got popcorn grease on me at the movies and permanently damaged my pants, you came over and talked when I said I was working on a project and needed quiet, you tried to monopolize too much of my time.. But the bottom line is that if I enjoyed Mr…

And how much should we charge the GOP for uselessly voting to repeal Obamacare literally 40 times?

Leave me alone, science!

I'VE NEVER BEEN LET OFF WITH A WARNING!!! EVER!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???

I will have to see that one.

Whatever, I talk to my mom every day. Ain't givin' a fuck. She's a cool lady.

My response to EVERY article about millennials...

As awful as this sounds in 2013, it sort of worked back in the day. The fact that it was necessary to provide such instruction is an indicator of how much of a challenge most women were experiencing when entering the professional ranks in the 1970s. Malloy helped by providing women with a formula that equated to a…