I saw this in Florence. Before I saw it, I thought...oh, what a waste of time. What ever! When I walked around the corner and actually "saw" it... I thought, "my God. It's amazing."

I had a very similar experience- I was the poor kid at a rich school. Once I figured out that I'd never be like those "cool" girls, I decided to embrace my difference and go weird. I owned it, controlled it, and it has served me well ever since.

Now that is worth winning.

I knew someone who was awarded the same title. Are you the daughter of a Somali warlord married to a Canadian dude? If so I used to drink with your husband. If you are not ... then I probably drank beer with someone very much like your husband.

That's so sad! You sound like an awesome person! Those bitches.

Ha! So was I!

So I took this fella home yesterday - he is also struggling to stay awake right now...

clogs up your brain with all its obsessive planning and calculating

Are families with a lesbian couple twice as fundamental as heterosexual couples????

Preach.

Look into Parfait by Affinitas if you want lacy/satiny. They def have 32f (which I wear too) and bigger.

You can pry my bras out of my cold, dead, DD hands. Not wearing a bra anytime other than sleeping or sexing makes me profoundly uncomfortable.

"Unsightly stretch marks" is a "boob blunder"?? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

i would watch a she-hulk law dramedy right now today, marvel, and so would you. get on it.

Would work on a mixtape with this gem. Lazytown feat Lil' John.

Culling is a temporary fix. If the food source remains, the numbers will go back up. Part of the clean-up has to be educating people not to re-make the mess. Tourists can be educated too. (I live in Florida, land of the idiot tourist, and we manage to get most of them to refrain from feeding the alligators. They…

Can't wait till the first of these children goes up for public office and we all get to read the blog/tweets after some journalist unearths it for our reading pleasure. Maybe by then it will be so ubiquitous it won't even matter what embarrassing stuff your parents blog for you.

What's also curious is that the administrative director definitely has some "faddish" hair going on: http://www.dbcschool.org/index.php?page… - which looks no more presentable or less distracting than this little girl's..

It's just creepy!! Cats can have twitter because they will never learn to speak English (sad though it is, I must accept my cats are not from planet Mau and can't do backflips to produce magical items and turn me into a sparkly planetary warrior) so their hilarious thoughts need to be translated by their human…

When people create social media accounts from the perspective of their babies: