I used to be super cool with diversity then one day my kid handed me an Easter Egg with a note against it. Clearly I must listen to the Easter Egg. Easter Eggs don't lie.

I'm not usually one for this sort of quibble but "White Genocide Project" makes them sound pro, not con. That's some sloppy hatin', fellas.

It was later reported that the airline charged the teen with excessive emotional baggage fees.

Wowza. Talk about a derail.

My first thought when reading that was that he was referring to bad teeth and things like that that tend to be caused by poverty but also act to prevent people from escaping it because other people judge them for it. After thinking about it a bit more I think (hope) he's referring to elective stuff like visible…

My beloved kitty that passed away last year used to meow furiously at the living room door if I had accidentally locked her out in the kitchen while I was playing piano. She would sit on the bench and purr while I was playing, and she would meow with me if I was singing. And tears.

There's something about this metal guy banging out a solo while interacting with and laughing at his cat that is sorta sexy. Yeah, my mind goes there.

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.

This dude needs to go to Brocoholics Anonymous. Sorry, I had to. My students and I have a bro-puns thing going in class. Our last good one was Bropunzel (for dudes with long hair). I think I'll keep this one to myself, though.

worth a shot.

I don't know if this is a blooper but it's my favorite one.

As a Christian (although that in no way makes me an expert on anything), I want to state that I feel it is actually very important that the headline and article mentions the school being a Christian school. No, it isn't an unfair attempt to single out Christians as all being hypocritical but it is pointing out this…

If he was doing this to children, people would freak the fuck out as they would then perceive that it does suggest that the rape of children is really kind of funny/acceptable when it's not for reals. I mean, what are kids doing flaunting themselves out in public if they can't take the heat, right?

Exactly.

Honey was an option for a dipping sauce many years ago.

April Fools!

Because it raises awareness of the fact that there is proper terminology and that this is something that should be covered in sensitivity training so that we lower the risk of hurting others with our words?

I don't think the best thing to do here is be outraged at the people who filed the complaint. Using offensive terminology when interacting with a disabled person (or a person with disabilities, depending on what one prefers) is more common than you might think. This couple had had their luggage lost and were then…

This is the only Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella I will EVER approve of.

Upscale hotel in Boston, weekend getaway. I booked a regular room but it was REALLY NICE. Like, a lot nicer than I thought from the pictures and what not. Whatevs. After a lovely dinner, me and my guy are going at it on the king bed I don't remember booking? (*shrug* I'll take it) and mid-moan, mid-thrust, my guy is…